Santa needs this elf storage soon, I’m sure. That is unless he keeps his elves working year round, as a good capitalist might, but I doubt that, Santa seems like a good guy. Now that the holiday season is gone, and approaches again in a time that seems to have gotten here too soon, maybe Santa will keep his little guys in green hose working straight through, but it’s always nice to know that he has storage options. After all, can’t just turn elves loose on the world to wander, they might run for senate in Nevada and never leave.
In the hush-hush corners of Tacoma, there lies a building that has sparked myths and whispers amongst the children and the young-at-heart. As the festive season winds down and Santa’s workshop closes for inventory, the jolly man in red faces a little-known conundrum: where to store his tiny helpers? Behold the answer that has been lighting up the night (quite literally) – the Tacoma “Elf Storage.”
So, next time you’re in Tacoma and the glimmer of neon catches your eye, give a wink and a nod to the Tacoma Elf Storage – the North Pole’s annex for all things elf. Just remember, what happens in elf storage stays in elf storage… until next Christmas.
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