Eat More Pizza

Eat More Pizza 🙂

Eat More Pizza

Eat more pizza, eat even more of it, because fat people are harder to kidnap! Not that pizza makes you fat, but enough of anything will eventually make you harder to take. Hell, I can’t think of one good reason to NOT enjoy more pizza! There’s a saying coffee and pizza have in common. Even bad pizza is still pizza. Frozen pizza like Red Baron, DiGiorno, Tombstone, even Tony’s in a pinch will see you through. Seriously, it’s hard to go wrong with any of them. So call up your local joint, thick or thin crust, and order today. Just hold the anchovies. Seriously, that’s gross.