Posted inFunny Christmas Pictures Random
What Santa Does for 364 days?
Somebody asked me what Santa does the rest of the year. I jokingly said he smokes crack, beats the wife, then rapes the elves, and that’s just the first day.…
Posted inFunny Christmas Pictures Holidays Random
TMI Santa – Way Too Much Information!
Too much information Santa, sheesh. TMI Santa grosses out even the goldfish on the table with his thongs undies. I’m not sure if Santa routinely wears such things, or if he…
Posted inFunny Christmas Pictures Random
Scooter Claus – No Sleigh! – No Way!
Santa Scoots, or Scooter Claus. My how things have changed. Scooter Claus got his name as a child. Growing up at the North Pole, Scooter was a lonely boy with…
Posted inFunny Christmas Pictures Random
Misplaced Carrot Frosty the No-Man?
Frosty, is that a carrot in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Little Timmy has been at it again, now with the misplaced carrot. He knew…
Grumpy Cat Grinch will Succeed
Grumpy Cat Grinch Will Succeed where the Grinch has failed. Do you really have any doubt about his success? I don’t. All hail Tard, the real name of the grumpy…
Posted inFunny Christmas Pictures Holidays Random
Twerking Santa at Walmart
Well, we all knew this de-evolution of mankind would lead here, can we admit that? Twerking Santa toy at Walmart? So much to unpack here. Twerking. Walmart. Ugh. Well, if…
Posted inFunny Christmas Pictures
Used to Laugh and Call Him Names
All of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names. Used to. That was all before the acts of mayhem that Rudolph committed with extreme prejudice. Not no…
Posted inFunny Christmas Pictures Random
I Peed My Elf? Elf on a Shelf is out of control again
Well, rather than peed my elf it should read pea-ed my elf, I suppose. Nevertheless the out of control elf on the shelf has never been known for his diction,…
Posted inFunny Christmas Pictures
Christmas Poop Tasting with Elf on the Shelf
Christmas Poop Tasting with Elf on the Shelf shows him with various, erm, droppings. Elf, fairy, sponge bob poop all ready for you to partake. Of course the freakish elf…
Posted inFunny Christmas Pictures Random
Great Sweater Frightening but Great
Great sweater, unless, of course, it's not a pull over sweater but a skin suit made of what is actually left of your roommate, then, yeah, not so much. I'm actually…