Mr. Bean asking, is your body from McDonalds? Because I'm loving it. Funny McDonalds body meme, but usually with that sort of body you'd expect, well, rotund. Mine is from…
Hey Ya'll got any more of that cornbread? If you got cornbread then I can get cornbread, ya know what I'm saying? I love me some cornbread in the morning…
It's thick, it's bared, it's ready for you, the homo sausage! Right, so those of you out there with filthy minds, this is a Japanese sausage made with fish. It…
The Colonel's famous bowels at KFC!. Yes, now you too can not only smell the colonel's bowels, you can put them in your mouth! While supplies last! Yum. I'll have…
You heard Turkey Trump, he's going to make Thanksgiving great again. And we'll all be thankful when that other fella is out of the White House. Tick the end is…
The Turkey Hooker, it is not what you think. Or, maybe it is. anyway, the manufacturer capitalized on the name too, with a preening turkey on the package. Turkey Chicken…
This is a smiling happy thanksgiving turkey! This bird took it too far. Just look at that smile! It's like a turkey from Aliens or something. Would you eat it?…
How to cook a turkey? Well, personally my method is to drop it in the trash can and order take out. Barring that, like on Thanksgiving, wine helps a lot,…