Well, I suppose wang seasoned seaweed would appeal to a portion of the populace, not really sure how the seasoning is carried out, but whatever. I don't eat seaweed no…
Hey y’all, they’re having a big sale on crack sticks down at the supermarket! This funny product picture shows down from 12.40 to 9.90! This looks to me like some…
Ok, so many wrong things to unpack here. I have never seen a swallow with danglers. This funny product image shows Vegetarian Swallow Balls. So, I suspect all vegetarians literally…
What were they thinking? This poorly named product from Greenridge is Kiddie Weiner’s, a favorite on Epstein’s Island, ought not exist with that name. I can't think of any mutations…
Apparently you can get this funny product, I think it’s a sausage, with Extra Dick! Probably means something else, but in English this is funny! It is worth noting that a…
Are we talking about crab what? Poopers? Or more like angry, unpleasant crabs? Crab Assholes is not a thing I have heard of. Save for each and every day at…
Dude, I think you spelled mango wrong lol. Whole new different meaning, mangoo could very well be, well, something different. Much different. Or, perhaps it’s Manogoo? Save that expensive food!…
Right, so who doesn’t love bacon? Who doesn’t love soda? Unlikely as Apple pen. So, here you have genuine bacon soda pop! Why, no idea, except BACON! Sounds nasty. Make…
Eating Fingers translation fail? It seems on this funny restaurant sign that finger licking good came out as eat your fingers off. Or, maybe that’s a thing there. This is…
Well, I suppose, given the times, shrimp flavored crack was inevitable. I guess it was just a matter of time. What next, pizza flavored crack? Taco flavored? Maybe some shrimp…