Are you asking for it? Wanting to get your butt kicked? Well, here’s how to start right up, right here with this handy guide to ensure it happens.
Every see someone’s face for the first time and it instantly pisses you off? How about someone’s clothing? Now take the face and clothing together. Arrrrg! Some styles of dress do instantly piss me off. Docksider shoes, hate them! Pastel clothing on men, any sweater tied around the neck and hanging on the back like a superhero gape. Gah! Preppy dress in other words. It just screams “I’m asking for it, so please kick my ass!”
Men who dress like women are effing freaks. Oh, yeah, another Asking For It style of dress, dressing like your lady in matching clothes. See, here’s the problem, if she dressed like a man she would probably loose some of her femininity, but when he dresses to match her he looses ALL his masculinity. She in a pink shirt with flower prints is not the same as he in a pink shirt with flower prints.
For more good stuff follow us on Facebook and Friendslr and Twitter for new stuff nearly every day! Or, right here on Laughshop.com, or course. However, we’re so old we even have a MySpace page!
Outliving the Warranty That is what getting older really is, outliving the warranty. I just… Read More
Office Jokes In this we bring you the first re-posting from our OFA, or Office Jokes… Read More
Next opponent for Jake Paul Well, it had to happen sooner or later, the next… Read More
Valentines Day Google Here we have a Google Valentines Day meme, a meme nod to… Read More
No Airbags Needed This is captioned No airbags needed - we die like real men.… Read More
Redneck Valentines This here's a Redneck Valentines presentation, yall. Same would work with small cans… Read More
This website uses cookies.