Valentines Day Patrick
Awwww, Valentines Day Patrick is so….thoughtful. Maybe not the sharpest, tool in the shed, and he certainly lack eloquence, but hey, he’s a frigging starfish, so yeah. They aren’t known for their brains.
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So if Patrick were to be giving out a Valentines Day card or box of chocolate, who would he be giving them to? Sponge Bob? they are neighbors, and are awfully close. Squidward? They live close too, but, naw, too weird. I’ll bet there’s some lucky girl starfish just pining away for Patrick’s basic simplicity and good heart. If there are starfish equivalents to blondes, well, Patrick would be the poster child.