Funny Welcome Mat
This is a funny welcome mat stating that the neighbors have better stuff.
Kind of cold blooded if you ask me, and funny too. What if the bad guys steal the welcome mat? Or what if it the mat was stolen from the other neighbors? And round and round we go.
Most mats just say welcome, or stay away, no solicitors, protected by Smith and Wesson, that dort of thing, but this one gets kudos. Does the neighbors door mat say Nuh Uh! I’s like to get one of these for my place, so I guess I’ll search around.