Weekly Blonde Jokes 5
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills
in recognizing a suspect, he showed the first blonde a picture for a couple seconds and then hid it.
“This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?”
The first blonde answers, “That’s easy, we’ll catch him fast because he only has one eye!”
The policeman says, “Well…uh…that’s because the picture shows his profile.”
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for a few seconds to the second blonde and asks her, “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?”
The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, “Ha! He’d be so easy to catch because he only has one ear!”
The policeman angrily responds, “What’s the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are SHOWING because it’s a picture of his profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very angry voice asks, “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?” He quickly adds “Think hard before giving me a stupid answer.”
The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, “Well, the suspect wears contact lenses.”
The policeman is speechless because he really doesn’t know for himself if the suspect wears contacts or not. “Well, that’s an interesting answer, wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I’ll get back to you on that.”
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect’s file in his computer, and comes back with a beaming smile on his face. “Wow! I can’t believe it, it’s TRUE! The suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?”
“That’s easy,” the blonde replied. “He can’t wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear.
Quickie Blonde Jokes.
What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair?
Last year’s hide-and-go-seek winner.
How does the blond turn on the light after she has had sex?
She opens the car door.
Last of blonde jokes for this week.
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi almost causing it to drive over a cliff. The semi driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does.
The semi driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she’s smiling.
So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she’s laughing.
He’s really mad now, so slices her tires. He turns around and she’s laughing so hard she’s about to fall down.
He demands, “What’s so funny?”
She says, laughing, “Every time you weren’t looking, I stepped out of the circle!”