Valentines Day Dysfunction

It’s that time of year, and with that comes not only Valentines day love, but also Valentines Day Dysfunction. I suppose these could be called “polite brush off candy hearts” too.
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Make them taste like unpleasant things too, like goat snot, dingle berryies, ear wax, you get the picture. Who exactly would taste test them though? Prisoners? Hey, might be onto something there. Sadly, some people would always only get these kind, like bad luck Brian, and the overly attached girlfriend girl, as well as a few people I know personally. You know who you are 😀