TMI Santa

Too much information Santa, sheesh. TMI Santa grosses out even the goldfish on the table with his thongs undies. I’m not sure if Santa routinely wears such things, or if he got them by mistake at one of the naughty girls houses. Maybe the wash didn’t get done, so he borrowed a pair of Mrs. Claus’s unmentionables. Either way, cool it fat boy. you’re on time out. We all understand that you like to feel pretty from time to time, but save it for when you’re at home, okay? Freakin weirdo from up north.