Monkey Valentine

My Monkey Valentine

I don’t think this is going to end well for my monkey valentine

Monkey Valentine
Monkey Valentine

Just look at those huge eyes, how they adore you, that small supple nose and slightly smiling mouth. I think love is in the air, yes indeedy. Wait, here come those words! Here they come! You’re waiting for it, pass the mustard, right? Wait, wait, that’s not what is being said at all! Brain melt!
Maybe it was your cool spiked hair, your cool green sweater, your cute little nose, whatever it was, you have an admirer, you just got told “me wuvs yew “. Ah, a My Monkey Valentine moment, the Overly Attached Girlfriend Variety. What are yours thoughts on that?

Valentines Day Face

That Hungry Look

Valentines Day Face
Valentines Day Face

All well and fine, but I’m thinking this Valentines Day Face is, well, frightening. Someone walks up with this face and I’m running the hell out of there in the other direction. Screaming. This is like Hannibal Lechter in love, a frightening proposition ┬áin and of itself. Ladies, I know you know this look, it’s the hungry look, I’ve seen it when friends point it out, and there is no mistaking it for anything but the scary predator look. So guys, chill the eff out! If she like you, she’ll let you know, and vice versa. This has been a public service announcement from Laughshop.com

Valentines Day Gift

Valentines Day Crabs

Valentines Day Gift
Valentines Day Gift

This is a heck of a Valentines Day gift! Yep, get 25% off and give the gift that keeps giving and captures his or her attention fully and completely! The way I understand it is you haven’t lived until you have had this gift. This gift will vie for your attention both day and night, you’ll awake with appreciation for it, and you’ll fall asleep with it very much on your mind. But wait, there’s more, they’ll throw in a coupon for 10 cents off salve and a razor for no additional charge! Wow, call 1800 itching me in the next 10 minuted and the air you breathe is FREE!