Sadly funny street sign

Sadly funny street sign

This is a Sadly funny street sign. A) What were they thinking naming this street, and B) what were they thinking moving onto this street? Definitely a bad sign, all is not well when you move to….

Sadly Funny Street Sign
Sadly Funny Street Sign

Who ever was naming the streets in this period has some serious issues on their mind, apparently. Torture lane, Death way, Pain circle, Taxation Blvd, I’ll bet these are all nearby.
So, tell me, do you think the property values are depressed here? Or just the people? And would you live there?

Funny Movie Price Sticker

Funny Movie Price Sticker

The unfortunately placed funny movie price sticker changes the whole dynamic and genre of the film.

Funny Movie Price Sticker
Funny Movie Price Sticker

Here you have a serious drama on a serious topic with serious actors, yet one misplaced price sticker potentially changes every notion on what the movie may be about, and it’s genre entirely. Class Action becomes that academy award winning juggernaut Ass Action. Ok, kidding about the award winning stuff. On an other note, 4 pounds for this? I wouldn’t pay 4 pennies to watch it to be honest. Fine actors and all, but meh.

Funny Restaurant Sign for Kids

Eat the Free Clown Funny Sign

Funny Restaurant Sign for Kids
Funny Restaurant Sign for Kids

What’s not to love on this funny restaurant sign for kids? Eat tacos while the kids nibble on a free clown, sounds like good times to me.
I did hear that the clowns taste sort of like chicken, and that they cried. A lot. Not so much caring about that though, clowns are so damned creepy and wrong in so many ways that one can hardly sympathize with their having been eaten alive. No, I’m not one of those people afraid of clowns, I just think they’re creepy.

In other news, Ole Mexican Restaurant is looking for some new clowns to have over for dinner on Tuesday at their place, so if you or anyone you know is interested…
I know a few clowns I’m going to nominate 🙂

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bad McDonald’s Sign

Bad McDonalds Sign

Bad McDonalds Sign
Bad McDonalds Sign

Now here’s a bad restaurant sign, or rather a bad McDonald’s sign, (bad McDonalds sign) that may, or may not, bring in clientele.  At any rate either a vandal stole some letters, an employee did it on purpose, or the image was photoshopped. I’m thinking it was ‘shopped.
By the way, the offer? No thank you, I’d just go get a regular job if I wanted that. And you know, McDonalds is supposed to be getting rid of items, like the big mac. Wtf are you thinking guys?!? You don’t drop the one item that identified you, you drop things like anus, erm, angus burgers, you loose the fancy shmancy cafe and diner crap.  You left the ranch, you went off message, THAT’s why your hurting. You changed your business model. You inspired so many chains, even starbucks, yet then you try to be a lower priced starbucks? Stick to what you always did well, feeding people (somewhat) tasty food fast for a fair price.

At any rate this is a sign that I’d have to stop and take a picture of, lol.

Funny Septic Truck Sign

Funny Septic Truck Sign

Funny Septic Truck Sign Stool Bus
Funny Septic Truck Sign

Funny Septic Truck Sign, wow, I would never have thought of this, what an imaginative sign! A play on words (school bus) while at the same time showing the owner’s lack of appreciation of higher learning that put him firmly behind the wheel of a septic tank pumping truck. I have heard the saying “I’m going to drop the kids off at the pool” as a metaphor for taking a dump, so in a way this sign furthers that frame of reference. Septic pumper owners and drivers really must have a wicked sense of humor. I think that may be a requirement, you need something to take away from the fact that you’re wallowing in poo all day. Morose sure wouldn’t cover it. I mean, you wake in the morning and you’re already in deep doo doo, you sure, you must have a coping mechanism. Also whenever they have to go, you know, do they feel like they are just making more work for themselves?

Septic Milk

Septic Milk Tanker Truck

Mmmmm, if septic milk is wrong, I don’t want to be right!

Septic Milk
Septic Milk

Who hasn’t dreamed of a tall frothy glass of septic milk? Bubbly, frosty, or sometimes warmed just before bedtime. Or maybe dunking cookies into on a hot summer day. Yes, septic milk is something I just can’t get enough of.
Seriously, these folks, the truck owner, has a serious wicked sense of humor. I’d love to sit down with them and have a beer, but not milk, no thank you. On the other hand let’s say that perhaps they DO haul milk on the weekends. Could be another set of truck, or maybe there some sort of super high tech way to clean a septic truck to the point where it can safely haul milk. Naaaaw, it has to be a joke! Right? Maybe, maybe not. That’s a lot like brewing gin in your toilet. You could, but why?