Funny Thai Chinese Restaurant Sign

Thai Chinese Restaurant Sign goes too far?

It’s very rare that you can visit a place and upload and download at the same time, as this funny Thai Chinese restaurant sign apparently advertises.

Funny Thai Chinese Restaurant Sign
Funny Thai Chinese Restaurant Sign

Speaking only for myself, I usually go to a restaurant because I like their food, it has generous in portions, and the price is fair. So the chances are diminished that I’ll visit this place. I don’t want to poo while eating, and I certainly don’t want poo to on my plate or even on the menu. Maybe I’m old fashioned or a prude or not a “hep cat” or whatever, but I still prefer normal restaurants.
However, here in California Thai food is the rage, can’t remember ever having it, and Chinese, oh em gee.

Zombie Proof

Zombie Proof

Booze makes you zombie proof, and due to this fact science now has an explanation as to why zombies are never seen on new years day, and for different reasons in Washington DC on any day.

Zombie Proof
Zombie Proof

So load up your basket with that twelver, those bottles of Jack Daniels and tequila and know that the drink you pound could be the one that saves the lives of you and your loved ones. Just walk to and fro to the store though, no need in killing innocent people while driving drunk. Oh, and lastly, drink responsibly. Word has it that drunks make terrible zombies too. They stagger way more than sober zombies, but on the plus side they are harder to spot on skid row.

Spa Time

Spa Time

I hear this new nails and spa joint opened up, I guess it is spa time! This could become a regular thing for the whole crew.

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Spa Time

So we’ll take the whole crew down, they can get manicures and pedicures, luxuriate in the spa, maybe get a rub down or get a facial or whatever else. Going back to the offices everyone will feel so much more relaxed, laid back, and thankful for Spa Friday. Yep, we take care of our folks, with an eye towards their physical and mental well being. Nothing like an office party to lighten things up.
I see this as being a trip with a decidedly happy ending. What’s not to love? And maybe they’ll have low rates since they are just opening.

Shovel and Eat

Shovel and Eat

Love the idea of shoveling food, but I think I’d rather settle for something a little less… exotic.

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Shovel and Eat

Right, so yet another example of not thinking the name out before committing to it. How the hell do you come up with the name, order it from a sign company, they make it, bring it, hang it, light it, customers see it, and nobody stops and says, hey owner person, you sure you like the name? you don’t want to stop a second and consider another name? You know, like Delicious Grub, or something? No, they just go on like drones. Violently shaking my head and laughing at this on my end.
Come on in, shovel and eat, My Dung is delicious!

Funny Sign Translation Fail

Funny Sign Translation Fail Let Us Help

Things could have gone better with this sign, which is now a funny sign translation fail.

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Funny Sign Translation Fail

I’m pretty sure if I made a sign that was this poorly worded, and the meaning was brought to my attention, I’d first be mortified, and second I’d fix it. Then again seeing this sign I’d be overwhelmed with a need to touch myself. As a matter of fact I’m fighting it right this minute. So, maybe in this place touching yourself is just something people naturally do here? We know this isn’t a sign in congress, because hell, they just grope you, bend you over and have their way, no please or thank you about it.

Shady Place

Very Suspicious Supermarket

Shady Place
Shady Place

You have to admit that this is very shady place to shop, the Very Suspicious Supermarket. Another in a long line of translation fails, the Very Suspicious Supermarket people should have had somebody tell them what their sign really says in English, but maybe that phrase is like the Asian version of their, there, and they’re, you hear it and shrug. At any rate is is a funny market sign, I just sort of wish I knew where they were located. I’d love to visit this shady place and do some shopping, pick up some suspect rice, a couple pounds of badly behaving flour, perhaps two dozen sketchy eggs, and possibly a bottle of “It’s Not What You Think It Is” soy sauce.

Exhibitionist Dream

Or Exhibitionist Nightmare

Exhibitionist Dream
Exhibitionist Dream

Hand crafted? Works of art? Exhibitionist Dream! lol! Oh wow, I don’t think a sign gets any funnier. Did they even read it first? Couldn’t have, no way. I can see dudes in trench coats, bare spindly legs showing out the bottom, turning out in droves, long lines of them, waiting to get in. Women hiding their children’s eyes from the spectacle as they round the corner from the ornate ceramic incense burners into an alley of pervs wanking it and calling it art. Men, charging to the ladies rescue, of course in tuxedos and carrying jewel encrusted handles to walking sticks run ahead, their hoity-toity monocles popping out of their eye sockets as they behold the menagerie of sickos spewing into the warm afternoon sunlight.
Ok, admittedly I carried that much too far. Heat of the moment….