The Cheap Seats

The Cheap Seats What can land you in the cheap seats at a restaurant? Certainly chronic incontinence, which makes this extremely convenient seating, except for when somebody else needs to use the facilities, but habitual poor tipping (hence the name cheap seats) can land you there. Finally, asking to not sit near the kitchen, well, where … Read more

I Have Reservations

I Have Reservations I have Reservations. Not to eat here, but about eating at a placed named this. Fatal Restaurant? Yikes! How about Soylent Green? Or maybe Eat Me. Bite Me. You’re For Dinner? Sit Down, Shut Up And Eat? If dinner was free, and the meal could, but not necessarily would, prove fatal, would … Read more