Crack Kills

Crack Kills Hey Santa, hasn’t anyone told you that crack kills? So Santa sees you when you’re sleeping, knows if you’ve been bad or good, but doesn’t know he sat on an elf that’s now wedged in his butt? How fat is Santa anyway? He can’t sense the elf because the elf is long dead, … Read more

Whip It Santa

Whip it Santa Funny Christmas cartoon of a reindeer liking being whipped by Santa, titled Whip It Santa. I absolutely love Santa’s what the hell expression. I suppose this brings a whole new meaning to s&M, that being Santa Masochism, but didn’t we already know Santa was a little off? The clothing, the beard, the … Read more