Redneck grill 2

Redneck Grill 2

Redneck grill 2
Redneck grill 2

Redneck grill 2, the second image we have of a makeshift redneck grill. This one is a grate held over an aluminum pan filled with briquettes by 4 Miller Lite cans. I hope the beer cans are empty, as it could get awkward when it comes time to slake one’s thirst. This is inventive, can me put together anywhere, and who but a redneck would or could come up with it, I ask you? It may not be the ideal solution, especially for tailgating, someone would eventually step in it or knock it over, and this would be a hazard in the back of ones pickup truck bed, but out in the woods? Cooking a couple fresh caught trout? No problemo.

Redneck Security System

Redneck Security System

Redneck Security System
Redneck Security System

I can’t imagine a more effective redneck security system than this. Of course the dogs wouldn’t always stay there, so that entrance wouldn’t always secure, and besides, there have to be other ways in, right? So maybe the dogs rotate around to other parts, or maybe there’s even more redneck dogs?
I have actually run across this situation a few times, and it is a major deterrent to approaching the front door, let alone the property itself! At least these hounds are visible. I have had to walk onto properties in the course of an old job I had only to find one or more large dogs running free as a complete surprise to both me and them. I was lucky to not have been bitten, or worse, mauled. They key was not panicking, and not running, so remember that y’all!

Redneck dream home

Redneck dream home

Redneck dream home image, a converted holding tank.
Redneck Dream Home

I can see why one might be skeptical about this being a redneck dream home, after all, they are partial to mobile homes, right? Not so fast. This here domicile has a deck and an awning, like a mobile home. Not only that but it is sided in metal, like a mobile home, but there the similarities end. This is a circular former holding tank, like one used for oil or water, so I’m hoping they cleaned it out really good. Ir being circular means there will be big challenges within furnishing the structure, be it with sofas or kitchen counters and cabinets which are traditionally rectangular, but what redneck doesn’t love a challenge in creative thinking? Lastly this redneck dream home can probably be turned onto it’s side and rolled to a new location if need be. Try that with a mobile home!

Redneck Weekend

Redneck Weekend

Redneck Weekend
Redneck Weekend

It’s a redneck weekend, relax, drink a beer, talk on the cordless phone, take a crap on your back porch, whatever. This may be the ultimate epic redneck weekend picture of all time. My guess is that the picture was staged, but you know, if you have a toilet on your back porch then it is entirely possible that you’d get caught cleaving a loaf on it whilst chilling out. sort of brings a new meaning to the great outdoors I guess.
The funny thing is the folks who will see this picture and think “Yeah, so? I don’t see anything unusual.” that is when you know for sure you are dealing with a true full blooded redneck!

Redneck Limo

Redneck Limo

Redneck Limo
Redneck Limo

You know something, I’m not a redneck, close but not quite, and I’d ride in this redneck limo no question. What’s not to love? It can go anywhere, over anything, and one of a limo’s first jobs is to get you where you want to go, and be as noticeable about it as possible. Deny it if you want, but if one didn’t want to be noticed while being driven somewhere, a taxi or a town car works just fine. Oh sure, comfort figures in too, and the redneck limo probably has too stiff a ride to sip scotch in the back seat, but that’s why God invented sippy cups. Speaking of comfort, getting in and out could be a problem, especially in your tuxedo or prom dress. Suck it up buttercup, style rarely has anything to do with comfort. If it sis tuxedos would look and feel like sweats, or overalls, and top hats would yield to CAT caps.

Redneck Thanksgiving

Redneck Thanksgiving

Redneck Thanksgiving Image
Redneck Thanksgiving

This is a Redneck Thanksgiving. My God, it looks so realistic, right down to the wife beaters and cigarette at the dinner table! In a Norman Rockwell style, this picture captures rednecks in turkey day action. Except for the KFC that is. However it could be a little more accurate. Where’s the PBR? (pabst blue ribbon). Oh, wait, there is one can of it. Anyway, happy thanksgiving, regardless of whether there are cars hidden in your tall grass out front or not. I hope it can be as fine as this one is for these good folks.

Small Redneck Houseboat

Small Redneck Houseboat

Small redneck houseboat picture
Small Redneck Houseboat

Small redneck houseboats. Yep, What did you think you’d get, something nice and modern? Cabin cruiser? A Yacht? Nope, Most rednecks are a practical bunch, usually by necessity, and this is a very practical solution to a difficult question. How to get on the water and stay on the water for an extended period in comfort. Boom, here you are, solved. Stay in the trailer downstairs at night, stow your gear, use the top for fishing, sightseeing. Meals inside, heck even make whoopee if the opportunity arises. This particular small redneck houseboat will definitely git ‘er done by anyones measure.