End of the Day Just Because Jokes

End of the Day Just Because Jokes We dug into our archives for these end of the day just because jokes. Enjoy! ~~~~~~ Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking Joke. Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. “Follow me son” the father shark said to the son shark … Read more

To Talk To A Customer Video

To Talk To A Customer, please press one. Tables are turned on the tech people.

To Talk To A Customer Video

To Talk To A Customer Video
To Talk To A Customer Video

You may have seen a video or two from that Narration Guy, a kid who, with his cell phone, makes
random videos where we narrates funny stuff, and does it surprisingly well. This is him with his fantastic voice calling for tech support, then saying – after going through all the annoying menus and getting a live person, “To Talk to a Customer, Press 1 now.” The tech person presses the button, much to his surprise, and ours, the viewers. Sit back and enjoy watching them get instant karma.

Weird Al Yankovic Floating Orb

Weird Al Yankovic Floating Orb

This video is Weird Al Yankovic Floating Orb. Weird Al has been around forever, and I have been a fan

Weird Al Yankovic Floating Orb
Weird Al Yankovic Floating Orb

since the beginning, although for some reason I find that hard to admit. In this video, Weird Al shows you a floating Orb, something that he learned from someone else, then committed to video himself. You will be wowed and amazed by his magical efforts. Or not. You may be expecting this after hearing Weird Al’s magical reinterpretation of songs over the decades, you may be of the belief that he really is some sort of odd wizard, but this is something new even for him. And yes, he is odd.

Problems Are Relative

Fringe Benefits

Problems are relative, any way you slice them. However having zombies chasing you, yes, that is a big problem.

Problems are Relative
Problems are Relative

However if you are in good physical running condition, there is a much better chance you will escape said zombies. Also as the sign says, running will help you loose weight. Yes, running sucks, to a certain point, but escaping Zombies is generally considered a good thing, never mind that zombies only exist in movies and on television. Oh, like, you thought they were a real thing? Alright, I’ll phrase that differently, being capable of running could help you to elude bath salt users.

Seeking Santa

Seeking Santa

Seeking Santa
Seeking Santa

Seeking Santa? Santa’s dead, Billy. Deal with it. What a cold blooded thing to say, but even more cold blooded to do to the poor kid. Now I’m 90% certain this picture is a fake. I mean, I can think of no reason why someone would create a Santa Claus headstone, for starters. And make one for a fictional character too. Oh, I meant to real, yes Billy, Santa’s real. Ok, moving on, the dates, why again? I’m thinking little Billy is maybe crying over grandma, and somebody photoshopped the headstone to say Santa Claus. It’s funny though, but I still feel bad for Billy, any time a child cries like that is not funny, except when it’s over Santa.

Ancient Chinese Torture

Ancient Chinese Torture Sent in by neatwrite A young man is wandering, lost, in a forest when he comes upon a small house. Knocking on the door he is greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long gray beard. “I’m lost,” says the man. “Can you put me up for the night?” “Certainly”,’ the … Read more

Tonight Show Fallon Timberlake Camp Winnipesaukee

Tonight Show Fallon Timberlake Camp Winnipesaukee

Tonight Show Fallon Timberlake Camp Winnipesaukee
Tonight Show Fallon Timberlake Camp Winnipesaukee

This is a funny skit in which Justin Timberlake joins Jimmy Fallon on stage as awkward teens away at camp. I really had my doubts about Fallon and the tonight show, being as I watched Carson, Leno, Conan, and Leno again, each a little less than the one before, but you know what? Jimmy Fallon has revitalized the show so much. Loved Leno, and he had his strong points, but I don’t think he ever matched Carson, yet Fallon has the chops to surpass the legendary Carson. Incredibly funny, fantastic talent. Yes, the Tonight Show is back as a force to be reckoned with. I pity the fool who takes over from Letterman.

Funny Drinking PSA Sign

Don’t Drink and Derive Sign

Funny Drinking PSA Sign
Funny Drinking PSA Sign

This is a funny drinking PSA sign giving a public service announcement that calculus and alcohol do not mix, so don’t drink and derive. This saying has actually been around for a lot of years, a company of mine making Don’t Drink and Derive products for a school a dozen years ago, so it is nothing new. Yet it meets the criteria of a good sign, clever and memorable. I just with they worded it to include not drinking and driving as well. No way to say that enough these days! Even after decade of pounding that message home, people still do it.