Funniest Joke Ever Written

The Funniest Joke Ever Written Monte Python

Funniest Joke Ever Written

I’m adding this in because, well, I’m a Monte Python freak, and the funniest joke ever written skit is

funny, maybe not the funniest skit they ever did (not by a long shot) but still funny. I briefly considered calling this post “A peek into the Laughshop.com offices,” but decided against it, as those guys, the Python troupers were, are, legendary, and we, well, we’re less than a scab on the bottom of a slugs bottom. Temporarily lapsed there¬†into Jim Kirk speech patterns, any hoo…
Enjoy and share if you like, and don’t if you don’t. This is mostly fort my own entertainment, and to pay homage to a fantastic grouping of talent that I’ve admired since childhood, lets see, 129 years now. Oops, 139, damned decades. Do enjoy, and if there’s anything else you’d like to see, just give a shout out in the comments!

Bad Luck Brian Pauses Porn

Bad Luck Brian Can’t Win

Bad Luck Brian Pauses Porn
Bad Luck Brian Pauses Porn

Poor guy has been so raked over the coals, all because one weird 7th grade picture. This is Bad Luck Brian Pauses Porn, and as you can see the result was devastating. Bad luck Brian is now a grown up, with his own youtube channel I understand. I haven’t been there, no time for that, but I’ll try to make it in the future. Doesn’t show up. Ever.
I could see someone making this error, and I’m sure when anyone does it’s some sort of hinky, very odd debauchery scenes maybe involving midgets and farm animals. Just guessing here, no personal experience ūüėÄ

Exhibitionist Dream

Or Exhibitionist Nightmare

Exhibitionist Dream
Exhibitionist Dream

Hand crafted? Works of art? Exhibitionist Dream! lol! Oh wow, I don’t think a sign gets any funnier. Did they even read it first? Couldn’t have, no way. I can see dudes in trench coats, bare spindly legs showing out the bottom, turning out in droves, long lines of them, waiting to get in. Women hiding their children’s eyes from the spectacle as they round the corner from the ornate ceramic incense burners into an alley of pervs wanking it and calling it art. Men, charging to the ladies rescue, of course in tuxedos and carrying jewel encrusted handles to walking sticks run¬†ahead, their hoity-toity monocles popping out of their eye sockets as they behold the menagerie of sickos spewing into the warm afternoon sunlight.
Ok, admittedly I carried that much too far. Heat of the moment….

Bubble Head Toothbrush

Bubble Head Toothbrush


This is Bubble Head Toothbrush, also known as Happy Cloud bored, created by Daz Black.

Bubble Head Toothbrush
Bubble Head Toothbrush

Yes this is creepy, in a good way. Sort of. That is if creepy things can be in a good way. This guy has a whole lot of videos that you can watch. There are links at the end.
Happy Cloud appears to be a regular in Daz Black’s vines, so if you haven’t seen him or them before now you have. He does all sorts of creepy stuff that, well, I do find amusing. I am hanging my head in shame. Really.
Myself, I swear I have never done anything like this, although now I might. Just for the sake of research. No really.

Creepy Dancing Baby

Creepy Dancing Baby


See, this is why you don’t let people roam willy nilly collecting skin suits for no good reason. This must be

Creepy Dancing Baby
Creepy Dancing Baby

controlled, taxed and regulated.
Alright, so what we have here is an adult dressed in a skin suit with artificial muscles and body sculpting, with a baby head mask on. To be honest with you, if I walked into, say, my house, and this thing was waiting for me dancing, I’d faint. Add that damned song, tainted love (or is it painters love? Tainted gloves? T’ain’t it, love) and the sheer horror, ugh. On the other had playing Bob Segars Old Time Rock and Roll with it and maybe, just maybe I’d stick around to watch creepy dancing baby. Ok, no, no I wouldn’t, that was a lie.

Let It Go – Oo Oo Sings

Let It Go – Oo Oo Sings Frozen

Let It Go - Oo Oo Sings Frozen
Let It Go - Oo Oo Sings Frozen
Let It Go – Oo Oo Sings Frozen

Oo oo is our pet stuffed ape. He’s never been a real ape, he’s just a hairy guy we picked up someplace a decade or so ago, and we have a hell of a lot of fun with the Oos (his nickname). Sometimes we’ll find him on the toilet in the morning, or waiting in bed for an unsuspecting sleepyhead. Oo oo is up for it all. When we first got him we left him in the car and sent one of the kids out to get the groceries, with hysterical results. This is the first time ever Oo Oo has sung anything, on camera or off, as far as we know.
Today Z wanted to make a Frozen video with Let It Go, starring Oo oo. So I obliged. This is the result. Z is 5, and she loves Frozen, everything about it, and at Laughshop we’re all about family.
So we present a Zoey Z Production, Oo oo sings Let It Go from Frozen.

Weekly Blonde Jokes 5

Weekly Blonde Jokes 5 A policeman was interviewing three¬†blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he showed the first blonde a picture for a couple seconds and then hid it. “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?” The first blonde answers, “That’s easy, we’ll catch … Read more

Better Dentistry

Better Dentistry – or more pleasant

Better Dentistry
Better Dentistry

This funny picture provides¬†a very valid argument as to why we have better dentistry today than at any time in the past. It could also be argued that this particular dentist makes great hiring decisions and that the rest of the field is far behind the curve. And speaking of curves, yeow! Most men and a good many women would take oral hygiene to a whole new level and visit the dentist far more often if this was the norm rather than the exception. Oh come on ladies, admit it. I mean, who doesn’t love this sort of action?

Great Sweater

Great but Frightening Sweater

Great Sweater
Great Sweater

Great sweater, unless, of course, it’s not a pull over sweater but a skin suit made of what is¬†actually left of your roommate, then, yeah, not so much. I’m actually a little surprised that given the technology these days for printing specialty items like this sweater/shirt that we don’t see more items like this in circulation. Sure this one is creepy like a skin suit, but there’s maybe a whole slew of zombie themes that I would think would sell well. Of course that’s why I’m a web man and not a shirt marketer…

Husband Caught Twerking

Kooky Husband Twerking

Seriously man, you ought not be doing that. Ever. For any reason. I’m surprised she kept you around, but I’m guessing, and mind you, only a guess, that your punishment for weirding off was her publishing the video.

Husband Caught Twerking

Dude, seriously, you made my day! Husband caught twerking, really doing it! LOL!! What do you call a male twerking anyway? Twerking off? Merking? Weirding the eff off? At any rate, his first questions after getting busted must have been “How long were you there?” Or How much did you see? Or “I thought you went to the store.” WTH were you thinking man!