Hilarious

Hilarious

That is a hilarious true story. Lucky for this kid he probably won’t become the next Bad Luck Brian.

Hilarious
Hilarious

Isn’t that how it sort of works sometimes, something it very funny, funny, or only sort of funny and we use the lol, Laugh Out Loud shorthand to indicate something was amusing, but not to what degree. LMAO and LMBO is usually reserved for something that really made us LOL, or in old time shorthand, made us ROFL (rolling on the floor laughing) or the extended ROTFLMAO. Today you use ROFL and kids are all, “WTF is ROFL?” IDK is an appropriote answer since explaining it will only get you a “that’s lame” or a whatev.

Biggest Poo

Biggest Poo

Biggest Poo

Biggest Poo…and I’d wager that it’s usually me that sets that record šŸ™‚
But seriously, someone sets that record every day. Weird that never occurred to me before, but then again I seldom think about the toilet habits of anyone, let alone the world populace and scattered random people. Note that I didn’t say I never think about such things. Between you and me, let’s keep our records secret, after all, the government will try to figure out a way to tax us for that crap.

Kidnapper

Kidnapper

Kidnap Surprise Adoption
Kidnap Surprise Adoption

If this doesn’t look like the most apt and inept kidnapper ever.

Kidnapping is nothing to make light of ordinarily, but this guy looks like the type of weirdo that would split hairs as to what he was really up to, and could possibly say something like this. I’m sure this photo was originally intended to be a Bad Luck Brian type of huge meme, but just this guy’s luck, he nailed it with the best possible caption on the first try. That left nothing but crumbs for everyone else. Thus this image worthy of a meme series died a quiet death.

Valentines Day Siri

Valentines Day Siri

Valentines Day Siri
Valentines Day Siri

Here isĀ Valentines Day Siri being a sassy smart ass again. There are times Siri.

I don’t know how many of you, or how many times, if any, you folks have gotten a smart ass reply from Siri, but I have had my fair share, none as sharp as valentines day Siri. My first iPad, before I broke it, had a Wickedly smart ass Siri, and I loved to taught the a-hole, but when I got my replacement iPad I found it rather dull and grew tired quickly of it. I don’t know for certain if there are different levels of Siri Sass, but I suspect there are. I’d also compare Siri’s responses to my Android bot’s responses, and even replacement dull Siri was way more sass from even the dullard Siri.

Introverts Unite

Introverts Unite

Introverts Unite
Introverts Unite

A lot of people can certainly relate to this shirt,Ā Introverts Unite! Me, an introvert? Yep, and strange situations make me uncomfortable šŸ˜€

But you seem so extroverted? Yeah, I’ve heard that, and it takes an enormous amount of energy for an introvert to do that, and we can usually hardly wait to get back in the confines of our comfort zone.
I suppose if these folks made one for pyros it would say Pyromaniacs Ignite. Let’s hope that never happens.

Introverts Unite! You can get this shirt here. It’s not from us, but I thought I’d promote it for them since it made me snicker. Alright, I tittered, okay?Ā http://bit.ly/1C3y6Xf

Statistics Prove

Statistics Prove Men See Only

Statistics Prove
Statistics Prove

Statistics Prove that most men, about 90% of them, are in fact pigs, and revel in this fact.

However the number being 90% id contradictory to the statement that 100% of men are pigs, and in fact the number may be even lower. Some men are such nerds that they immediately note King Kong in the bakgorund, some men are married with their spouse nearby, and of course under pain of finding their junk in a jar state that they did notice King Kong either. The rest are men who love other men, and I’ll bet even a few of them are all, oh, wow.

Dog Having Breakfast

Breakfast video featuring unusual dog

Dog Having Breakfast
Dog Having Breakfast

There are a lot of videos of dog-humans doing various things, such as eating, and this is one of those
cases. Without many exceptions, these videos are cut, and sometimes very funny. It cannot be easy to get a dog to cooperate in these type of videos,k but certainly good food, like bacon or ham or sausage can make the job much easier to handle. Does this dog really have human like hands? BetterĀ check a resemblance to other family members then. No, of course not, that only happens in redneck country. No, this is a person behind the dog feeding it. I hope.

Have you ever seen a dog having breakfast like this?

Dog Having Breakfast

Prank Radar by Remi Gaillard

Prank Radar by Remi Gaillard

This is a video that shows aĀ Prank Radar by Remi Gaillard. Set up to look like a roadside picture radar speed enforcement machine, but with somebody in it, this man catches drivers totally off guard.

Prank Radar by Remi Gaillard

Prank Radar by Remi Gaillard
Prank Radar by Remi Gaillard

Car after after car slows when they think they may have been busted, only to realize they had been had
when the “box” starts running after them. An unofficial poll here indicated that all of us would slow to some extent, mostly because we were uncertain what we had just seen as we drove past, that and the flash of the camera being just enough to slow us down.

Car Trends

Please never be – Car Trends

Car Trends
Car Trends

When it comes to car trends, God I hope this isn’t one. Ever.

The trends I have had to watch come and go on cars over the years makes me sort of sit back and shake my head, but this image gives me an adverse emotion, and physical reaction.
I have seen the stink bug look, cars raised way up high in the back, the slammed and scraping the ground, the spinning hub caps, the way oversized to the point of ridiculous covered wagon sized wheels and tires, but this set up is the only one that makes me want to both vomit and pass out. Or maybe opt out of the human race.

Overly Attached Girl on Breathing

Overly Attached Girl Ringtone

What is more frightening, being single, or this? Overly Attached Girl, I think, by a long shot.

Overly Attached Girl on Breathing
Overly Attached Girl on Breathing

You’ve seen her around the internet, unless you’ve been living in a hole somewhere. There’s just nothing more scary than being stalked night and day. However, as I understand it, the girl who was used as the girl, the subject of this meme, embraced her new found internet celebrity with aplomb, and has been using said celebrity for charity work. I think that’s fantastic! However, the meme is still very, very creepy. You know, you can make your own meme with this girls photo online, just search the net using the term at the title and several meme makers will come up. On some browsers this particular meme is animated, but most memes are not.