Dubyas New Life

Dubyas New Life

Dubyas New Life
Dubyas New Life

My how times have changed. I wonder if anyone is going to scream and yell about this one. We are not about politics here, it’s just a funny picture of Dubyas new life. Of course someone likely photoshopped it, still made me titter. Yep, that’s a word. Hey, sometimes you gotta ride the hard road when you opt to become the new rap sensation, and it looks like Dubya’s working it. Either things have gone terribly wrong, or terribly right for him since retirement. One thing I can say is the man has been a class act since leaving office.

Drunk Yoga

Drunk Yoga

Thinking about taking up Yoga in the new year? Good news! With Drunk Yoga you may already be a master! Why take year, decades, to become a yoga master? You can master the art in just minutes by visiting the local liquor store, buying a bottle of Jack Daniels, or whatever you preferred booze, opening it up and chugging it down. It may kill you, so I don;t recommend this, but if you do chug it, you’ll first assume the “crouching before God’s throne” position, followed immediately after by the “laying back like a dead person” position. What fun! (sarcasm and satire, please don’t do this!)

Drunk Yoga
Drunk Yoga

And here you thought no one was paying attention on New Years morning.

Open Box

Open the Pizza Box? Uh, yeah…

THAT’s what I’ve been doing wrong all this time!

Open Box
Open Box

Open box first, huh? There’s so much going wrong here. First off, at least where I live the pizza box often tastes better than the pizza itself. More to the point, you have to OPEN the pizza box pictured first to see the print telling you to open the box before eating the pizza because the print is IN the box!!! Seriously, have we really gotten this dumb? Are we really this de-evolved that things like this are necessary? Honestly, in this area we really have gotten this dumb.

Happy Everything Now Leave Me Alone

Happy Everything

Happy everything! Wouldn’t it be nice to just get them all out of the way at once? Yet, it is nice that holidays are sprinkled though out the year, giving us time to spend with loved ones.

Happy Everything Now Leave Me Alone
Happy Everything Now Leave Me Alone

Christmas, Hanukkah, 4th of July, Valentines day, Presidents Day, so many holidays and faux holidays created by merchants to provide an excuse to spend money, that which we have, and don’t have. Too bad they can’t all be gotten out of the way in one felled swoop, however that means no time off work or school too.

Who Lit the fuse

Who lit the fuse?

Ok, who lit the fuse on your tampon? Men, I highly suggest you never use this phrase, especially if the woman in question knows where you sleep.

Who Lit the fuse
Who Lit the fuse

Yes, it’s a crude burn, but you know, sometimes you just have to trot this out when dealing with an irrationally angry female. To be fair we are still looking for a male equivalent, for those of you who will be hell bent for leather angry. If you have one, send it it and we’ll feature it!

One Hung Bunny

Unusual Beanie Baby Bunny?

One Hung Bunny is surely inappropriate for most of the ages that are into beanie babies, I’m thinking this is a customized job, as I have never seen this in the market place. Then again I don’t pay much attention to beanie babies anyway, so I can’t be sure. If it is customized they did a great job of matching finishes.

One Hung Bunny
One Hung Bunny

So is this an adult store beanie baby? That would be my best guess, as it isn’t your average, ordinary run of the mill beanie baby bunny. Shoot, this little guy couldn’t have enough blood in his body to stay alive when raising the staff. If he were real, that is.

Was she born with it

Not a Natural Look

Was she born with it? Nope, don’t think so. I think this may be a chemical thing.

Was She Born With It
Was She Born With It

 

So if there was ever a photo that you could whip out and show to kids the dangers of substance abuse, this would be the one. Now maybe this is the ladies natural, normal look, but the odds are largely against that, in my opinion. Wait, I’m assuming this is a lady, but it could in fact be a man, which makes this a much more extreme case to be made against substance abuse.

End of the Day Just Because Jokes

End of the Day Just Because Jokes We dug into our archives for these end of the day just because jokes. Enjoy! ~~~~~~ Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking Joke. Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. “Follow me son” the father shark said to the son shark … Read more

To Talk To A Customer Video

To Talk To A Customer, please press one. Tables are turned on the tech people.

To Talk To A Customer Video

To Talk To A Customer Video
To Talk To A Customer Video

You may have seen a video or two from that Narration Guy, a kid who, with his cell phone, makes
random videos where we narrates funny stuff, and does it surprisingly well. This is him with his fantastic voice calling for tech support, then saying – after going through all the annoying menus and getting a live person, “To Talk to a Customer, Press 1 now.” The tech person presses the button, much to his surprise, and ours, the viewers. Sit back and enjoy watching them get instant karma.

Weird Al Yankovic Floating Orb

Weird Al Yankovic Floating Orb

This video is Weird Al Yankovic Floating Orb. Weird Al has been around forever, and I have been a fan

Weird Al Yankovic Floating Orb
Weird Al Yankovic Floating Orb

since the beginning, although for some reason I find that hard to admit. In this video, Weird Al shows you a floating Orb, something that he learned from someone else, then committed to video himself. You will be wowed and amazed by his magical efforts. Or not. You may be expecting this after hearing Weird Al’s magical reinterpretation of songs over the decades, you may be of the belief that he really is some sort of odd wizard, but this is something new even for him. And yes, he is odd.