Quick Weekends

Quick Weekends

Quick Weekends
Quick Weekends

I have so grown to despise Mondays. Quick Weekends, do you know what I’m saying? I’m in favor of all weekends being 3 day weekends. first candidate that states they will do that, I’m all in.

Monday Wisdom Words

Monday Wisdom Words

Happy Monday! You can do it!
Monday wisdom words

Monday Wisdom Words
Monday Wisdom Words

So stop your bitching. Own Monday, seize this day, and make it yours. You know you can, you just have to do it. Look, if she could survive all her issues in a life that was spiraling towards craziness and destruction, you can get through Monday, cupcake. Only difference is you don’t have the media following you around documenting every mis-step. Monday will soon be done, and Friday will be here in no time. What would be funny is if she was reading this and all, “Hey, eff you, writer man! Yes I made it, ands none of this is helping me, so eff you!”

Dear Monday

Dear Monday

Dear Monday, we have to talk.

Don’t you wish you could leave Monday? Write it a Dear Monday letter, leave it far behind and get on with your life, Monday-less? I think most people do, even people with unconventional work weeks, as they too still have a Monday, that depressing of all days.
I think the only way to ghost Monday is to spend Sunday night through Tuesday morning blazing blind drunk, but that presents a whole new set of problems worse than Mondays themselves, unless of course your daily job is as a professional drinker. Long line of applicants for that, I’m sure, and besides, they look forward to their sober days off. Yes, I’m being flip, or course there’s no such thing as professional drunks, only amateurs. So we’re stuck with Mondays and sobriety, but wow, Friday is still hot!