Statistics Prove Men See Only
Statistics Prove that most men, about 90% of them, are in fact pigs, and revel in this fact.
However the number being 90% id contradictory to the statement that 100% of men are pigs, and in fact the number may be even lower. Some men are such nerds that they immediately note King Kong in the bakgorund, some men are married with their spouse nearby, and of course under pain of finding their junk in a jar state that they did notice King Kong either. The rest are men who love other men, and I’ll bet even a few of them are all, oh, wow.
Might as well do it all
Will Ferrell on Shaving, a true statement? If a man shaves his arms and legs he might as well shave his vagina too. I think it is, and that goes for those who shave their chests and nether region as well. The only excuses for a man to shave anything but his face is to please his old lady (Honey, your back hair has whole communities living in it. Shave it please) or if said hair is extremely unsightly, see aforementioned back hair, or if it causes a risk or harm or for a medical condition. That’s it. Anything else is feminine behavior and plain weird.