Didn’t Work At All
Bieber’s Biggest Fan Could this be Bieber’s Biggest Fan? I wouldn’t be surprised. Ok, a little surprised, but not overly. Bet you thought that Bieber’s biggest fan was a young girl, and, well, you may be partially right. Young? No. Girl? Meh. Well, if the large pearls are any indication… maybe? Richard Simmons is actually … Read more
Bet he still had the stupid smile
People laugh at the kid, now a man, in the Bad Luck Brian memes because, let’s face it, dorkiest picture ever. But more importantly, people find it amusing because Brian is all of us, all the stupid things we all have done, we are all simply projecting it onto him. For example, I have, a time or two, checked behind the shower curtain, mostly as a little kid, thinking “what if there were a murderer behind there?” Of course there never has been, but what if? Everything stupid he gets accused of could conceivable happen to any of us (except me) and we all know that in our heart of hearts. So let’s hope Brian, I mean Kyle (his real name) lives a long and happy life.
Overly Attached Girl Ringtone
What is more frightening, being single, or this? Overly Attached Girl, I think, by a long shot.
You’ve seen her around the internet, unless you’ve been living in a hole somewhere. There’s just nothing more scary than being stalked night and day. However, as I understand it, the girl who was used as the girl, the subject of this meme, embraced her new found internet celebrity with aplomb, and has been using said celebrity for charity work. I think that’s fantastic! However, the meme is still very, very creepy. You know, you can make your own meme with this girls photo online, just search the net using the term at the title and several meme makers will come up. On some browsers this particular meme is animated, but most memes are not.
Poor Bad Luck Brian
Bad luck Brian gets his first pubic hair. At 35? Then it peed? What, tell me already!
Awww, not that’s just gross, bad luck Brian gets his first pubic hair in his salad. That’s the kind of thing that would happen to, um, this guy I know, yeah. You might be surprised at the stuff that can end up in peoples food, even salads. If you’ve ever worked food, you know this is true, not necessarily pubes though, that takes an extraordinary effort and a lot of meanness to pull off. I don’t think I could ever do that to anyone, even Brian.
Might as well do it all
Will Ferrell on Shaving, a true statement? If a man shaves his arms and legs he might as well shave his vagina too. I think it is, and that goes for those who shave their chests and nether region as well. The only excuses for a man to shave anything but his face is to please his old lady (Honey, your back hair has whole communities living in it. Shave it please) or if said hair is extremely unsightly, see aforementioned back hair, or if it causes a risk or harm or for a medical condition. That’s it. Anything else is feminine behavior and plain weird.