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80 Year Old Speedster

80 Year Old Speedster A doctor goes out and buys the fastest and flashiest car he can find, a brand new Ferrari 488, costing him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light. An old man on a moped, looking about 80 years old, pulls up next to him. … Read more

End of the Day Just Because Jokes

End of the Day Just Because Jokes We dug into our archives for these end of the day just because jokes. Enjoy! ~~~~~~ Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking Joke. Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. “Follow me son” the father shark said to the son shark … Read more

Where we are going

Where we are going Hello everyone! I have been the webmaster, owner, or whatever for Laughshop.com since 1998, and I’ve been giving thew question of where we are going as a site some serious thought. As you may have noticed we have changed the platform Laughshop runs on recently, so this is what, the 4th … Read more

Ancient Chinese Torture

Ancient Chinese Torture Sent in by neatwrite A young man is wandering, lost, in a forest when he comes upon a small house. Knocking on the door he is greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long gray beard. “I’m lost,” says the man. “Can you put me up for the night?” “Certainly”,’ the … Read more

Redneck Jokes

Redneck Jokes, issue 1 A collection of redneck jokes. Redneck and the Genie A redneck hit the jackpot when the old brass bottle he found in the back yard turned out to have a genie in it. Any three wishes he had would be granted, the genie informed him. “I wanna be rich,” said the redneck. … Read more

Blonde Collage

Did you go to blonde collage? I meant college. What did they teach there? I almost don’t want to know.

This poorly spelled t-shirt says blonde college, and the fact that it’s on a blonde girl says it all. However not all blondes, men or women, dumb. I know plenty of smart blondes, just that so few dumb blondes give all blondes, or most, a bad name, a poor reputation. Truth is, I too am blonde, and can laugh at blonde jokes just like anyone else. I also do stupid things quite often, but overall I’m not a total dufus, yet I thank God there aren’t cameras following me around documenting all the stupid things I do.
Best part of this picture? How proud she stands.