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Confusion Say

When in doubt, remember what Confusion say…

I’m not sure who this Confusion guy is, The younger brother of Confucius? His Chinese redneck cousin? Shoot, if they have high praise for those peeing in the pool for free, maybe they’ll pay me good money to do it too. Heck, I went to the bathroom in the pool all the time.
Standing on the side, usually.

Anyway, yeah, seems like the Bejing Zoo has bigger fish to fry than whole “who is this guy” thing. Like hiring a qualified interpreter, maybe? Good translation help is hard to fandangoginga.

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Make America Grate Again

Phrasing it this way, making America Grate Again should have little argument.

Except, of course, from lazy stoners who really want their quesadillas fast, then yeah, but that is only reasonable.
Have you ever noticed that the best signs tend to be in rural settings? Further, did you ever notice that pre-grated cheese is a little, I dunno, gritty? I think they cover it in some sort of powder to keep it from all sticking together.
But after it’s all melted together, that hardly matters.

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