Can I has at Christmas

Can I has Cat-No Dignity at Christmas

Can I has cat has lost his digniteh. Or dignity, whatever

Can I Has
Can I Has

Can I has mai digniteh back? Cats are all the internet rage, espcially after captioned talking cats took to the surf a few years ago with the whole Cheezburger thing. Quite a sensation considering cats are anti-social beings. Maybe their being anti-social is what is being expressed because all of us, alone on line even when we’re with people, is inherently anti-social, so the cats are used to offset our own anti social behavior? Anyway, a topic for smarter people than I. In this the cat has lost his dignity by being crowned with silly Christmas hat with candy canes spouting from it. Mean old Santa.

Grumpy Cat Christmas

Grumpy Cat Christmas

Grumpy Cat Christmas
Grumpy Cat Christmas

It’s a Grumpy Cat Christmas, with Grumpy Cat singing. “Dashing through the no. Get of of my way. Weaving to and fro. I haven’t got all day (hey) You better move right now. You great big sorry cow. I’ll run you over just like that then run you down again. Jingle bells, go to hell…”
Grumpy cat is of course a charming fellow with a way of twisting words to the anti-social breaking point, but that’s why everybody loves him. Ok, let’s face it, I tried, but grumpy cat is a dick, ok?

Grumpy Cat Christmas Jingle Bells

Grumpy Cat Christmas Jingle Bells

Grumpy Cat Christmas Jingle Bells
Grumpy Cat Christmas Jingle Bells

Grumpy Cat Christmas Jingle Bells. He sure does have a way with words. I would like to hear him, or at least read up, on his take on the whole song. Probably goes something like “Jingle Bells Go To Hell, Come Here Suck My Butt. I Hate You, You Know It’s True, This Is So Very Gay, Hey! Suck My Ass, Smoke Some Grass, Or Go Suck An Egg, I’m Done Here, So Lick My Rear, So Glad Christmas Is Here.”
May need sopme fine tuning, but you know, record it, maybe it could be on a new Christmas special freaturing the one and only Grumpy Cat.