Essentials

Essentials When you plan for a drive, be it long or short, you have your essentials, of course. however beer isn’t likely one of them save for a select few who probably don’t have a drivers license, or won’t soon enough… or at least society hopes. In a time long ago drinking while driving was … Read more

Drink More Beer

Drink More Beer “The doctor said I ought to drink more beer.” “No he didn’t!” “Bartender, doctor, same same.” What a wonderful world it would be if beer did cure cancer. A great many PBR drinkers in Banjoland would live, well, forever! Super Bowl Sunday would be a therapeutic day of health, bars would be … Read more

Not Now Beer

Not Now Beer

Peeking around the corner of the computer again are you beer?

Not Now Beer
Not Now Beer

Not now beer! I’m trying to get things done! There’s a time for work, a time for studying, and a different time for beer, but sometimes beer just won’t take no for an answer and sneaks up on you unawares, the bastard. Be strong, be firm, and tell that beer no! Beer’s time will come, sooner or later.
You’ll notice it isn’t yogurt, nor granola, nor wine or anything thing else that is foo foo, but beer! Beer is bold, beer is slick, and beer’s been helping ugly people get laid for thousands of years.