Statistics Prove Men See Only

Statistics Prove that most men, about 90% of them, are in fact pigs, and revel in this fact.
However the number being 90% is contradictory to the statement that 100% of men are pigs, and in fact the number may be even lower. Some men are such nerds that they immediately note King Kong in the backgorund, some men are married with their spouse nearby, and of course under pain of finding their junk in a jar state that they did notice King Kong either. The rest are men who love other men, and I’ll bet even a few of them are all, oh, wow.