At some point in history, some guy discovered milk. Animal milk, that is. Maybe he, or she, watched babies nursing, then animals nursing and thought, heck, why not? However, then he, or she, had to explain this to others. That must have been awkward.
“What the hell Harold, what is wrong with you? I catch you sucking on my goats teats again I’ll brain you. Be a favor if you ask me. Hey everyone, Harold’s a weirdo!” Of course it was probably an European due to the whole issue with lactose everywhere else. and the whole exchange probably sounded a lot like “Ooga ooga Harold, ooga- ooga-ooga…”
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