Smelly Wine and Sheep Perfume
Journey’s huge elderly hit Don’t Stop Believin’ got sung by lots of people, especially while driving. Guilty here too. But some butchered the lyrics. It’s not the smelly wine and sheep perfume. It’s “A singer in a smoky room – The smell of wine and cheap perfume – For a smile, they can share the night… and no, for a smile they cannot share the knife. And what the hell is sheep perfume?
Hey, do you know Scotsmen wear kilts? Because sheep startle at the sound of a rusty zipper. The more you know.
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