Hey, smell this
No thanks. Why don’t you smell this? Sometimes even spell check (smell check?) can’t save you!
Wow, yes, there’s a big difference between the smell of cologne and a colon. Seriously. If you can smell his or her colon there’s either a hygiene problem or a medical condition that needs to be addressed. Further, if you enjoy smelling his or her colon (and I have no doubt there are people into that), then perhaps you need to seek professional help. And by professional help I mean seeing a shrink. So if someone walks up to you and asked you to “smell this,” be prepared. If it’s funky it may not be cologne.