Santa Gets Lucky Early Christmas
Santa gets lucky? you bet he does. Does Mrs. Claus have reason to worry about Santa straying, working hard to keep him sated? you bet she does. Remember, Santa knows where all the naughty girls live. It looks like Santa and Mrs. Claus are working their trusty mining claim once again, Rudolph and at least one elf put to work. Mrs. Claus, the little kinkster, is younger and better endowed than I would have guessed, but then again this is a cartoon. See, in another post I told you Santa’s real name is Cletus, at heart he is a redneck.