Because Redneck Valentine – Cherry Skoal

February 14, 2015 by No Comments

Because Redneck Valentine

Awww, a Redneck Valentine. Yeah, ’cause cherry Skoal is the chew of romance. Total lady’s man right there. This guy is in a lot of redneck memes, guess that makes him a poster boy for rednecks gone wild. Because redneck means you se something so redneck that there is no other explanation, just, because redneck.

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A Redneck Romance: When Cherry Skoal is Your Love Language

This Valentine’s Day, forget the overpriced roses and the clichéd chocolates that melt faster than your resolve on a hot summer day. Take a leaf out of this gentleman’s playbook, where “romantic” gets a full-blown redneck makeover and Cherry Skoal becomes the currency of love.

Cupid’s Camo Arrow

Here stands our hero, the Casanova of the trailer park, donned in his best sleeveless eagle-emblazoned tee. His mustache, groomed to near perfection, whispers sweet nothings into the air. This isn’t just a man; this is a walking, talking heartthrob who knows that nothing says ‘I love you’ like a tin of flavored tobacco.

  • The Language of Love: Who needs words when you have the distinct aroma of Cherry Skoal? It’s not just a scent; it’s a pheromone that screams “I’m rugged, I’m resourceful, and I know how to handle a fishing rod.”
  • The Dip of Desire: While others might reach for a quill, our modern-day Romeo reaches for a tin. After all, a dip and a wink is worth a thousand words.

Fire TV stick 4K ad image on the funny Redneck Valentine meme post page

Forget Paris, This is Love on the Porch

In a world where romance is as complicated as the tax code, sometimes the simplest gesture can be the grandest. Here, in the sanctuary of his wood-paneled porch, love isn’t in the air; it’s in the chew.

  • Chew Your Heart Out: As he proffers the tin, a symbol of his undying affection, we can only stand in awe. Who would have thought that fermented cherries and tobacco could weave such a spellbinding tale of amour?
  • The Spittoon of Serenity: Nestled beside his trusty lawn chair lies the spittoon, polished to a shine for the occasion. It’s not just a container; it’s a chalice from which true love springs eternal.

Valentine’s Day, the Redneck Way

So this February, as you ponder the mysteries of love, remember that somewhere, a man with a vision turns to Cherry Skoal to express the inexpressible. It’s a reminder that romance isn’t dead; it’s just taken a detour through the backroads of the heartland.

  • Redneck, Red Heart: His gesture, unconventional as it may be, is laden with the heartfelt authenticity of a country song. The message is clear: “I might not have a white horse, but I’ve got a pickup truck, and my heart’s in the glove compartment, right next to the duck tape.”
  • The Unconventional Cupid: So here’s to the lovers who walk the road less traveled. The ones who swap out sparkling diamonds for the sparkling spit of a well-aimed Skoal. Because, in the end, love is not about grand gestures; it’s about understanding each other’s flavor.

In conclusion, let the tale of our Cherry Skoal Romeo inspire you. When words fail, let your Valentine’s gift do the talking, even if it’s just a humble tin from the heart.


Happy Valentines day Blue collar man #valentinesday #bluecollar #valentinesdaygift #harborfreight #zipties #redneck

♬ original sound – Rhinestone Redneck

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