Just when you thought it was safe to go into the woods again, there it is, a redneck Santa scene. Sure, you go to the local Walmart. There you see a couple of those wire reindeer with the built in Christmas lights. You know, the ones that are supposed to go on your lawn. But, being a redneck, you go the extra mile, remembering the old junked red bug in the tall grass at uncle Zeke’s house, and presto, redneck Santa scene. Oh sure, the wires could snap and crush an unfortunate pedestrian, but that’s part of the fun.
After all, if there ain’t danger, there ain’t no fun in it? Heck, even the work funeral starts with the word fun!
Because redneck means that there simply is no other viable explanation. Example, why are they doing that? I dunno. Because redneck?
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