Redneck Fire Alarm – Low Tech

December 4, 2014 by 1 Comment

Redneck Fire Alarm

A redneck fire alarm in all it’s glory. Nonsense you say, that’s a jiffy pop popcorn on that wall.  Now stop, think…
I’m pretty sure nobody would do this in real life, hang a jiffy pop on the wall to act as a fire alarm, it just wouldn’t be loud enough to wake anybody but the lightest sleeper ever, who also happens to have a penchant for popcorn. Not only that but I’m pretty sure popcorn like a lot of items, has a shelf life. The water in each kernel couldn’t stay viable for that long. That is what make popcorn pop, you know, trapped water within turns to stream when the popcorn is heated, eventually bursting the kernel. Lastly, what honest to goodness redneck would waste perfectly good edible popcorn? Not a one. So yes, this is obviously a put on, and you don’t need me to tell you that. If you read this far, congratulation, you rock.

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