Always be aware of your surroundings when shooting a selfie picture. And for crying out loud, LOOK at the picture before you post it! I have seen so many avoidable selfie fails that it boggles the mind!
Now it’s plain that she wanted to present an appealing picture to gain attention (she did) and probably make some guy want her, but the poo floating in the background is gross and, well, probably had a deflationary effect, if you will, on the intended recipient. Pretty sure not too many people would be all “Mmhmm, gonna get me some of that.” A few miscreants, yes, but most people would be all “yea
Ever have one of those days? Bikini car wash fail girl did, lol! “Pour some Bactine on me….”
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Bikini Girl Car Wash Fail
This, a bikini girl car wash fail is the sort of stuff that would have happened to me had I been a girl and bold enough to try it. You know, some pictures and videos are so obviously set up. This one is obviously not. Who but a stunt double would subject themselves to a fall like this? Yes, she thought she was hot stuff, doing the kind of stupid stuff we all do when we’re young, and when we’re old wish we could still do without breaking a hip. So here’s to you car wash girl! Keep walking on the wild side until you just can’t do it any more. No animals were harmed in the filming of this video, only one girls ego.
Titan Uranus FAIL! Titan Uranus is a funny ship name. Not often do you find a ship with such an unusual name, but here’s one now. I’s sat this is a potential fail, as far as ship names go. Thank GOD they didn’t screw up the tame Titan with Titin, that would have been too much even for me! Or tight in, that’s too much.
Blonde Brains Zombie, but I’m not sure who’d be more offended by this, blondes or zombies. Let’s see, zombies don’t exist, and blondes, well, they’re blondes, sooo…
However that does imply that blondes do not have brains, which is entirely untrue. It’s just that sometimes blondes don’t use their brains to the fullest, therein lies the problem. And in this image the blonde is a cheerleader, sooo…. I’m sure there are smart cheerleader too, but mix a cheerleader with a blonde and there you go. Ok, I’m digging myself deeper here, best stop while I can.
Ever notice that zombies don’t munch brains on The Walking Dead? The eat whatever they can get. Also ever notice that they aren’t ever called zombies on that show either, even though it would be the go-to word. Biters, walkers, skin eaters, but never zombies. So the issue of a blonde brains and zombie will never come up on that show.
Blonde and Lawyer on Plane There was a blonde and lawyer on plane. Or a plane. Anyway, the lawyer was bored, so he kept started bugging the blonde next to him to play a game of quiz. The blonde resisted, so the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds. Every time she could not answer … Read more
If you haven’t seen the maple kind talking dog, a hapless dog being teased about food, “What was in there?” and “the maple kind, yeah,” it has been gaining almost cult like status. Well you’re in luck, because here it is.
Here’s how to make a video like the maple kind talking dog.
I have sat and wondered how this was done, and once I figured it out I tried to get video of my dogs to do something similar. Problem is my dogs a) don’t talk, and b) are camera shy.
Seriously, if you want to do something like this, video tape your dog for a good long time. Interact with the dog, maybe you’ll get something good. Try a little peanut butter to get the dog to become mouth active. Problem with peanut butter is that dogs tend to do a lot of tongue-sticking-out stuff.
Now delete the sound track and watch what you recorded, get ideas that may fit the scene, try them out by recording them either with the video, or onto a small handheld recorder. Or maybe using your cell phones recording feature.
Now re-record the sound track onto the video. There are several programs that can do this, from Corel and ulead, or you can record it with Audacity or WavePad, or even for posterity on a hand held recorder then transfer it to your computer, then add it. However you do it, the timing and speed must match!
In this one, the man was clever enough to have natural ambient sounds in the background, which adds to the realism.
Odds are you won’t come up with anything as classic as this video, but you never know!
By the way, I hear the maple kind talking dog is considering a run for President, but I think he may be Canadian.
This is one of my all time favorites, the Man Funny Laugh Comedy Barn video.
This man nearly takes over the whole show without even meaning to, just due to his unusual laugh. This video inspired many imitators, from videos of peoples reaction to watching the man with funny laugh, to videos of people watching other people watching other peoples reaction. Then there were imitators, of course, but this is the grand-daddy of them all. Watch as each of the comedian’s minions are asked to speak up, their names, their jobs, a little about themselves. But when he gets to the man in the center the show takes on a life of its own. Very funny stuff.
This aged man brought a lot of laughter to a lot of people. Thank you sir.
Did you go to blonde collage? I meant college. What did they teach there? I almost don’t want to know.
This poorly spelled t-shirt says blonde college, and the fact that it’s on a blonde girl says it all. However not all blondes, men or women, dumb. I know plenty of smart blondes, just that so few dumb blondes give all blondes, or most, a bad name, a poor reputation. Truth is, I too am blonde, and can laugh at blonde jokes just like anyone else. I also do stupid things quite often, but overall I’m not a total dufus, yet I thank God there aren’t cameras following me around documenting all the stupid things I do.
Best part of this picture? How proud she stands.
Economy Seat Blonde Joke This is the Economy Seat Blonde Joke. Enjoy, and be sure to share it! A plane is on its way to Los Angeles when a blonde woman in economy class gets up and moves into an open seat in the first class section. The flight attendant watches her do this, and politely informs … Read more