Sex without love

Sex without Love is like

Sex without love
Sex without love

Sit ups with a happy ending, that’s what sex without love is like. Lot of exertion and pow! But hollow, empty. Sex with love though is caring, deep, real, fulfilling, so keep them knickers on folks, make whoopee with someone you love. Hard to tell attraction and crushed from love sometimes, but when it’s right you’ll know it. Patience. In our society today we’ve come to expect instant gratification all the time, and that includes matters of the heart, but as we are as human as we have always been, love isn’t something that should be assumed or rushed. This has been a public service announcement from Laughshop.com

Funny Movie Price Sticker

Funny Movie Price Sticker

The unfortunately placed funny movie price sticker changes the whole dynamic and genre of the film.

Funny Movie Price Sticker
Funny Movie Price Sticker

Here you have a serious drama on a serious topic with serious actors, yet one misplaced price sticker potentially changes every notion on what the movie may be about, and it’s genre entirely. Class Action becomes that academy award winning juggernaut Ass Action. Ok, kidding about the award winning stuff. On an other note, 4 pounds for this? I wouldn’t pay 4 pennies to watch it to be honest. Fine actors and all, but meh.

Funny Restaurant Sign for Kids

Eat the Free Clown Funny Sign

Funny Restaurant Sign for Kids
Funny Restaurant Sign for Kids

What’s not to love on this funny restaurant sign for kids? Eat tacos while the kids nibble on a free clown, sounds like good times to me.
I did hear that the clowns taste sort of like chicken, and that they cried. A lot. Not so much caring about that though, clowns are so damned creepy and wrong in so many ways that one can hardly sympathize with their having been eaten alive. No, I’m not one of those people afraid of clowns, I just think they’re creepy.

In other news, Ole Mexican Restaurant is looking for some new clowns to have over for dinner on Tuesday at their place, so if you or anyone you know is interested…
I know a few clowns I’m going to nominate 🙂

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Asking For It

Asking For It Starter Pack

Are you asking for it? Wanting to get your butt kicked? Well, here’s how to start right up, right here with this handy guide to ensure it happens.

Asking For It
Asking For It

Every see someones face for the first time and it instantly pisses you off? How about someones clothing? Now take the face and clothing together. Arrrrg! Some styles of dress do instantly piss me off. Docksider shoes, hate them! Pastel clothing on men, any sweater tied around the neck and hanging on the back like a superhero gape. Gah! Preppy dress in other words. It just screams “I’m asking for it, so please kick my ass!” Men who dress like women are effing freaks. Oh, yeah, another Asking For It style of dress, dressing like your lady in matching clothes. See, here’s the problem, if she dressed like a man she would probably loose some of her femininity, but when he dresses to match her he looses ALL his masculinity. She in a pink shirt with flower prints is not the same as he in a pink shirt with flower prints.

Redneck Christmas

Redneck Christmas

Redneck Christmas
Redneck Christmas

Celebrating a Redneck Christmas the redneck way, with PBR. That’s one of the favorite beers of them there folks, Pabst Blue Ribbon. Never had it personally.
So how do you know rednecks were involved in this crime? The aforementioned PBR, the furniture (the couch and table, ancient, the cinder block walls in the background screams prison) and the joke being Rainbeers is spelled wrong, ought to have been Reinbeers, so you you know they spell reindeer raindeer. Oh, and nobody really like spice drops, people eat them because they are there. Except rednecks. So what we have in this picture is a display set up in the waiting area of Camden County’s prison. (Camden county is a “My Name is Earl” reference for those who don’t know). Case solved.

Bad McDonald’s Sign

Bad McDonalds Sign

Bad McDonalds Sign
Bad McDonalds Sign

Now here’s a bad restaurant sign, or rather a bad McDonald’s sign, (bad McDonalds sign) that may, or may not, bring in clientele.  At any rate either a vandal stole some letters, an employee did it on purpose, or the image was photoshopped. I’m thinking it was ‘shopped.
By the way, the offer? No thank you, I’d just go get a regular job if I wanted that. And you know, McDonalds is supposed to be getting rid of items, like the big mac. Wtf are you thinking guys?!? You don’t drop the one item that identified you, you drop things like anus, erm, angus burgers, you loose the fancy shmancy cafe and diner crap.  You left the ranch, you went off message, THAT’s why your hurting. You changed your business model. You inspired so many chains, even starbucks, yet then you try to be a lower priced starbucks? Stick to what you always did well, feeding people (somewhat) tasty food fast for a fair price.

At any rate this is a sign that I’d have to stop and take a picture of, lol.

Horseshoes Rules

Horseshoes Rules Article Ok, so you throw horseshoes at a pole, big deal, yeah? Not so fast. The game of horseshoes does have regulations, believe it or not, and there are even sanctioning bodies that govern the sport, so here is a quick run down on horseshoes rules, and some history as well. Horseshoes, the … Read more

Benny Hill Music Replaces Rave Music

Benny Hill Music Replaces Rave Music

In this video, Benny Hill music replaces rave music. You may ask yourself if raves had been around in Benny Hills time, what might they have looked like?

Benny Hill Music Replaces Rave Music
Benny Hill Music Replaces Rave Music
Benny Hill Music Replaces Rave Music

Benny Hill Music replaces Rave Music. Music was played at the rave, but the sound was dumped and the Benny Hill Theme Song popped into its place with hysterical results! Benny Hill, comedy genius in so many ways, and his show was so funny, then and now. However the Benny Hill theme has this almost magical ability to make almost anything funny, or at the very least, funnier. Car chases, people dancing to music at a rave, which is the subject here: Benny Hill Music replaces Rave Music.
I would never have thought this could be funny, but with extraordinary luck and excellent timing the maker of this video was able to make a hysterically funny video with the Benny hill theme. It just works perfectly!

Funny Redneck Photo Gallery 2

Funny Redneck Photo Gallery 2

Here’s the second redneck gallery. We done filled the first one up. Funny Redneck Photo Gallery 2.

Redneck Dog
Redneck Dog

I think there will be a few more numbered redneck photo galleries, as well as special galleries, like the redneck Christmas gallery. Pretty sure we made of those. Anyway, enjoy, and remember, a rednecks are regular people like you and I, and they need love too, so kiss you a redneck today. Then bathe. Lather, rinse, repeat, lather, rinse, repeat…
At any rate, if you come across any funny redneck pictures you’d like to share, send them in or create an account on Laughshop and post them yourself. We’ve always been share friendly like that.

Redneck Picture Gallery 1

Redneck Picture Gallery 1

Redneck Fire Alarm
Redneck Fire Alarm

This is our Redneck Picture Gallery 1. We’re experimenting on how to correctly and best post pictures for your entertainment. Some out there may think we have a thing for rednecks, hate them or something. Nothing could be further from the truth, we admire their ability to think outside the box, but shake our heads at some of the nuttier things rednecks do. And hell, we have a large collection or redneck stuff from over the last 16 years that people sent to us. So there. Hope you enjoy these! There is a second volume (and will be many more too) that you can browse through. There ought to be a link to that near the bottom of this page.