Santa Christmas Extortion

Christmas Extortion

Funny Christmas Extortion
Funny Christmas Extortion

 

Funny Christmas Extortion, 3 words one does not ordinary see together, a cartoon depicting Santa drinking milk while reading a note that says the milk is poisoned, so he better leave a bike if he wants the antidote. Bet the little brat would do that regardless if he knew Santa was really mom or dad. Another sure bet, the kid gets the bike and Santa no longer drinks milk at this house. Last sure bet, Santa arranges for a squad ESF, Elf Special Forces, to return and take the bike back, replacing it with a box of razor blades, coal and ugly Christmas sweaters.

Can I has at Christmas

Can I has Cat-No Dignity at Christmas

Can I has cat has lost his digniteh. Or dignity, whatever

Can I Has
Can I Has

Can I has mai digniteh back? Cats are all the internet rage, espcially after captioned talking cats took to the surf a few years ago with the whole Cheezburger thing. Quite a sensation considering cats are anti-social beings. Maybe their being anti-social is what is being expressed because all of us, alone on line even when we’re with people, is inherently anti-social, so the cats are used to offset our own anti social behavior? Anyway, a topic for smarter people than I. In this the cat has lost his dignity by being crowned with silly Christmas hat with candy canes spouting from it. Mean old Santa.

Weekly Blonde Jokes Issue 3

Weekly Blonde Jokes Issue 3 Here’s weekly blonde jokes issue 3. We feel it’s better to start a Monday off with a smile rather than a scowl, so hopefully this does the trick. ~~~~~~ Wood Eye! A groaner from Rudedog367 A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond eating … Read more

IDK Blonde

IDK Blonde

IDK Blonde
IDK Blonde

IDK Blonde. You know, I have seen things like this a few times in person. Sometimes it’s legitimate, both the blonde question and the brunettes frustration, but sometimes the brunettes get bent for no other reason than they are dealing with what is usually a pretty blonde. Years ago I had to service a place where there was a blonde beauty queen, legit, and another girl who was also attractive but brunette. The blonde didn’t care one way or the other what anyone thought of her, and she was always nice to me, but the brunette had nothing but vile hatred for the blonde, saying the blonde was a bad person, mean, only had her job because daddy worked for the company, and so on. I simply shrugged and told her I had not seen for myself any of the things she said were true. The brunette almost never talked to me after that. Anyway, I got off track, this is IDK Blonde, enjoy!

Reindeer Revenge

The Reindeer Get Revenge

Reindeer Revenge
Reindeer Revenge

Reindeer revenge on Santa. I suppose beans would do it, and I suppose they’d have cause, but do reindeer eat beans? And if Santa is not real, then what do they need revenge for, exactly? At any rate, the right reindeer ate 13 cans, that would about do it. It might also explain contrails. Then again, if the ones forward of our flatulent perpetrators ate an equal amount it could be a great case of instant karma. If you have any Christmas favorites, send them in! We love funny stuff, and we’ll add  it for you, or become a free card carrying member of Laughshop. Kidding, we don’t give out cards. Sorry.

Funny Christmas Picture A Sad Day

Santa Killed Jaywalking

Funny Christmas Picture A Sad Day
Funny Christmas Picture A Sad Day

 

A fake Santa attached to the front of a truck as if hit. Sad day for children everywhere. Apparently for the driver too, in this staged picture. (You think it’s staged and not real? What, are you conspiracy nut or something? I can almost hear the accusations fly). Maybe Santa should have been draped over the fender like a deer hunted down. Another thing, why would Santa be stuck to the grill? Don’t most fiolks hit bounce off the hood? Oh, that’s right, Santa was flying when hit. Sideways, as Santas do. smh

Whip It Santa

Whip it Santa

Whip It Santa
Whip It Santa

Funny Christmas cartoon of a reindeer liking being whipped by Santa, titled Whip It Santa. I absolutely love Santa’s what the hell expression. I suppose this brings a whole new meaning to s&M, that being Santa Masochism, but didn’t we already know Santa was a little off? The clothing, the beard, the location he lives in, keeping elves held there working basically as slaves. What’s a little whipping for the fat man to give out, right? then again, the reindeer would become accustomed to the treatment, and may even begin to enjoy it, strange as that concept is. So whip it santa! Now since I’m sure to have angered Santa and the reindeer, I’ll get ready for my coal next year.

Where we are going

Where we are going Hello everyone! I have been the webmaster, owner, or whatever for Laughshop.com since 1998, and I’ve been giving thew question of where we are going as a site some serious thought. As you may have noticed we have changed the platform Laughshop runs on recently, so this is what, the 4th … Read more

Funny Christmas Fails Video

Funny Christmas Fails Video

This is the funny Christmas fails video. We’ve all had the holiday season from hell, and various Christmas fails, it happens, it’s part of life. So, here, you can laugh at these peoples misfortune.

Funny Christmas Fails Video

Funny Christmas Fails
Funny Christmas Fails

If you’ve been lucky enough to not have any Christmas fails, and we all know that is not possible, then you can revel in these people’s fails, or if you’;re like the rest of us sit back and enjoy other’s fails for a change. We’ve had a few holiday season fails, such as a family member vomiting on the holiday turkey at dinner, and others as well. Not all always goes according to plan, as this compilation video shows. Music it too lous and annoying, sorry, we didn’t pick it or place it, just warning you.

Problems Are Relative

Fringe Benefits

Problems are relative, any way you slice them. However having zombies chasing you, yes, that is a big problem.

Problems are Relative
Problems are Relative

However if you are in good physical running condition, there is a much better chance you will escape said zombies. Also as the sign says, running will help you loose weight. Yes, running sucks, to a certain point, but escaping Zombies is generally considered a good thing, never mind that zombies only exist in movies and on television. Oh, like, you thought they were a real thing? Alright, I’ll phrase that differently, being capable of running could help you to elude bath salt users.