Better Dentistry

Better Dentistry – or more pleasant

Better Dentistry
Better Dentistry

This funny picture provides a very valid argument as to why we have better dentistry today than at any time in the past. It could also be argued that this particular dentist makes great hiring decisions and that the rest of the field is far behind the curve. And speaking of curves, yeow! Most men and a good many women would take oral hygiene to a whole new level and visit the dentist far more often if this was the norm rather than the exception. Oh come on ladies, admit it. I mean, who doesn’t love this sort of action?

Great Sweater

Great but Frightening Sweater

Great Sweater
Great Sweater

Great sweater, unless, of course, it’s not a pull over sweater but a skin suit made of what is actually left of your roommate, then, yeah, not so much. I’m actually a little surprised that given the technology these days for printing specialty items like this sweater/shirt that we don’t see more items like this in circulation. Sure this one is creepy like a skin suit, but there’s maybe a whole slew of zombie themes that I would think would sell well. Of course that’s why I’m a web man and not a shirt marketer…

Husband Caught Twerking

Kooky Husband Twerking

Seriously man, you ought not be doing that. Ever. For any reason. I’m surprised she kept you around, but I’m guessing, and mind you, only a guess, that your punishment for weirding off was her publishing the video.

Husband Caught Twerking

Dude, seriously, you made my day! Husband caught twerking, really doing it! LOL!! What do you call a male twerking anyway? Twerking off? Merking? Weirding the eff off? At any rate, his first questions after getting busted must have been “How long were you there?” Or How much did you see? Or “I thought you went to the store.” WTH were you thinking man!

Cat Sings Frozen Song

Cat Sings Frozen Song

This cat sings better than any cat I’ve ever hear sing, and this cat sings Frozen song.

Cat Sings Frozen Song

Cat Sings Frozen Song
Cat Sings Frozen Song

Didn’t you just know that sooner or later this sort of stuff would pop up from the popular Frozen movie?
A little girl showed me this and I laughed way too hard, but still. I don’t get the popularity of Let it Go. It’s a narcissistic girl singing about how she doesn’t care about the consequences of her behavior, that she’s just going to stand there as if righteous even though she knows she’s not. Great lesson to teach the youth.
Anyway, here;s the cat, so sit back and enjoy as this cat sings Frozen song Let It Go.

Why

Why in hell?

It makes no sense that these guys would do this.

Why
Why

I’ve sat here and tried to think of reasons why these fellas would do this picture, and I’m stumped. They all lost a bet? Way too much alcohol? Sounded like a good idea at the time? Brain damage? Wives talked them into is via some evil scheme to collectively bring their men down? Some weirdo offered them a LOT of money? No, that can’t be it, there isn’t that much money. So? And the little dude on the right, what the eff are you doing anyway, pal? Just wholly bizarre.

Dubyas New Life

Dubyas New Life

Dubyas New Life
Dubyas New Life

My how times have changed. I wonder if anyone is going to scream and yell about this one. We are not about politics here, it’s just a funny picture of Dubyas new life. Of course someone likely photoshopped it, still made me titter. Yep, that’s a word. Hey, sometimes you gotta ride the hard road when you opt to become the new rap sensation, and it looks like Dubya’s working it. Either things have gone terribly wrong, or terribly right for him since retirement. One thing I can say is the man has been a class act since leaving office.

Just Kill Me Now

Just Kill Me Now

If there were a thought bubble over this dog’s head, it might say either, I’m tired but I look dapper, OR Just Kill Me Now, I’m so humiliated! I’m betting on the latter.

Just Kill Me Now
Just Kill Me Now

Looking at this poor dog, I’d have to name him Fredrick. He just looks like a Fredrick with those clothes on. And that sweater omg that is ugly! I guess girly didn’t get enough dress up as a little girl, so the dog pays the consequences. What you may not know is immediately following this photo Fredrick laid down in a fetal position and cried himself to death. Poor Fred.

Drunk Yoga

Drunk Yoga

Thinking about taking up Yoga in the new year? Good news! With Drunk Yoga you may already be a master! Why take year, decades, to become a yoga master? You can master the art in just minutes by visiting the local liquor store, buying a bottle of Jack Daniels, or whatever you preferred booze, opening it up and chugging it down. It may kill you, so I don;t recommend this, but if you do chug it, you’ll first assume the “crouching before God’s throne” position, followed immediately after by the “laying back like a dead person” position. What fun! (sarcasm and satire, please don’t do this!)

Drunk Yoga
Drunk Yoga

And here you thought no one was paying attention on New Years morning.

Urinal Tea

Who doesn’t love a frothy hot Urinal Tea

Would you like tea, pee, or me? Hot, fresh, this is just the warm beverage to brush off the cold and open your eyes. In a hurry. I’m thinking I’ll stick with coffee.

Urinal Tea
Urinal Tea

Yes, it’s often best when poured with a froth atop, the bubbles releasing the tea fragrance with the steam. The whole family will awaken to the smell it and come clamoring downstairs to hunt it down. Ah yes, take that first resistible sip, take in the pungent aroma, now spiked with extract from the ever present big white mint. Swish it around. That’s it, now swallow it down. Urinal Tea, it’s number 1.

More Than Toilet Funny Sign

The Toilet Sign says Delicious and Happy?!?

More Than Toilet Funny Sign
More Than Toilet Funny Sign

More that toilet funny sign. But delicious & happy? There are a lot of funny translation signs that are funny as hell, or more accurately, poorly translated signs. I can not help but wonder what it was they were trying to convey, lmao! Tastes great, less filling? So what were they going for when making this sign? Can’t be delicious, that is crazy. Clean? Sparkling? Pleasant? I’ll bet that is it, pleasant in that language probably translates to delicious as well, which makes a lot more sense, and lines right up with More than Toilet.