Killer Cars

Killer Cars Sign, Beware!

Remember a few years ago the news was filled with stories of killer cars? Headlines like “SUV Drives Into Crowd”, things like that? Well, here’s a sign apparently warning of random autonomous killer cars.

Killer Cars
Killer Cars

Now I’m not one to buy into the hysteria, I know full well that cars very seldom take off on their own, maraud city streets and countryside in search of pedestrian victims, so rather than tread the streets gently in  fear, I’ll still boldly go where I go. But I will still look both ways before crossing, just in case.
This sign kind of makes you wonder what’s with this particular area that they felt they needed such a sign.

Attention Dogs

Attention Dogs – Read Up!

Attention Dogs
Attention Dogs

I love signs that impart a sense of humor. Attention Dogs! On one hand the sign provides a public service by imploring people to do the right thing by their dogs and by society, and on the other hand makes you laugh. It didn’t cost the city any more to make this sign with the funny bit I’m sure, and if it did then value in good will made up for it by a wide margin. North Vancouver, you stand saluted.
Wouldn’t it be a kick in the pants if you’re chilling out in this area and see a couple dogs pull up in a city truck and begin installing these signs? Post, sign, screws, level, tighten, take a leak, move on. Yeah, I’m goofy and need some sleep.

Creepy Dancing Baby

Creepy Dancing Baby


See, this is why you don’t let people roam willy nilly collecting skin suits for no good reason. This must be

Creepy Dancing Baby
Creepy Dancing Baby

controlled, taxed and regulated.
Alright, so what we have here is an adult dressed in a skin suit with artificial muscles and body sculpting, with a baby head mask on. To be honest with you, if I walked into, say, my house, and this thing was waiting for me dancing, I’d faint. Add that damned song, tainted love (or is it painters love? Tainted gloves? T’ain’t it, love) and the sheer horror, ugh. On the other had playing Bob Segars Old Time Rock and Roll with it and maybe, just maybe I’d stick around to watch creepy dancing baby. Ok, no, no I wouldn’t, that was a lie.

Lick a Chicken

Restaurant named Lick a Chick?

Lick a Chicken
Lick a Chicken

Realistically I’d rather bite into and chew a cooked chicken…oh, I see what those clever restaurateurs did, they put a sexual innuendo into their name, got it, lick a chicken. Ok, well in that case I’d no problem at all frequenting this fine establishment. Yep, lick a chick en and hob nob with perverted business owners. |
I can see their specials now, Hot Legs and Sultry Thighs Bucket, $9.99, The “Heaving Breasts Basket, $12.99” Oh, I wonder if the food is any good. A name like that, yeah, probably.

Redneck Pickup Line

Smooth Redneck and his Pickup Line

I can just see this guy, shirtless, mullet and all, using this redneck pickup line at the next family reunion. He’d probably add “You and me, that makes 3 teeth all together. Let’s make us a baby.”

Redneck Pickup Line
Redneck Pickup Line

This is actually a meme, one of which I remember seeing was the caption about he and his girlfriend broke up, but she said they could still be cousins. Sad isn’t it, but funny because there could well be an ounce of truth buried in there somewhere.
Anyway, you see this guy trolling your trailer park looking to bump uglies on the midnight trampoline, best make sure your healthcare is covered.

Let It Go – Oo Oo Sings

Let It Go – Oo Oo Sings Frozen

Let It Go - Oo Oo Sings Frozen
Let It Go - Oo Oo Sings Frozen
Let It Go – Oo Oo Sings Frozen

Oo oo is our pet stuffed ape. He’s never been a real ape, he’s just a hairy guy we picked up someplace a decade or so ago, and we have a hell of a lot of fun with the Oos (his nickname). Sometimes we’ll find him on the toilet in the morning, or waiting in bed for an unsuspecting sleepyhead. Oo oo is up for it all. When we first got him we left him in the car and sent one of the kids out to get the groceries, with hysterical results. This is the first time ever Oo Oo has sung anything, on camera or off, as far as we know.
Today Z wanted to make a Frozen video with Let It Go, starring Oo oo. So I obliged. This is the result. Z is 5, and she loves Frozen, everything about it, and at Laughshop we’re all about family.
So we present a Zoey Z Production, Oo oo sings Let It Go from Frozen.

Weekly Blonde Jokes 5

Weekly Blonde Jokes 5 A policeman was interviewing three blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he showed the first blonde a picture for a couple seconds and then hid it. “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?” The first blonde answers, “That’s easy, we’ll catch … Read more

Better Dentistry

Better Dentistry – or more pleasant

Better Dentistry
Better Dentistry

This funny picture provides a very valid argument as to why we have better dentistry today than at any time in the past. It could also be argued that this particular dentist makes great hiring decisions and that the rest of the field is far behind the curve. And speaking of curves, yeow! Most men and a good many women would take oral hygiene to a whole new level and visit the dentist far more often if this was the norm rather than the exception. Oh come on ladies, admit it. I mean, who doesn’t love this sort of action?

Great Sweater

Great but Frightening Sweater

Great Sweater
Great Sweater

Great sweater, unless, of course, it’s not a pull over sweater but a skin suit made of what is actually left of your roommate, then, yeah, not so much. I’m actually a little surprised that given the technology these days for printing specialty items like this sweater/shirt that we don’t see more items like this in circulation. Sure this one is creepy like a skin suit, but there’s maybe a whole slew of zombie themes that I would think would sell well. Of course that’s why I’m a web man and not a shirt marketer…

Husband Caught Twerking

Kooky Husband Twerking

Seriously man, you ought not be doing that. Ever. For any reason. I’m surprised she kept you around, but I’m guessing, and mind you, only a guess, that your punishment for weirding off was her publishing the video.

Husband Caught Twerking

Dude, seriously, you made my day! Husband caught twerking, really doing it! LOL!! What do you call a male twerking anyway? Twerking off? Merking? Weirding the eff off? At any rate, his first questions after getting busted must have been “How long were you there?” Or How much did you see? Or “I thought you went to the store.” WTH were you thinking man!