Ever wonder what life on a typical weekend is like for a typical redneck family? Wonder no more, here’s a typical redneck scene caught as it happens on farms and in trailer parks all across this great land. Can’t you just hear the banjo music?
Go into the wilderness hunting and have a comfort of home with the redneck hunting hot tub. If you’re going to be out there. why not? BTW, plastic tubs not recommended. Is it just me, or do you feel like Michael Myers ought to be popping out of the woods at any moment?
Because Redneck Hot Tub Above ground pool, the water is cold, no problem for a redneck. Re-route the water pump through a trashcan, use copper pipe from the still to loop through the trash can, fill the can with wood and accelerant, like gasoline (not recommended), or bbq lighter fluid and boom, redneck hot tub.
Because Redneck Tailgate Hearse The work never ends. Pick up at the hospital, off the coroners, new load to the funeral home, then restock the plastic wrap on board the redneck tailgate hearse.
Because Redneck Camo Formal Wear They donned their redneck camo formal wear, then immediately after the wedding ceremony the bridesmaids and groomsmen disappeared back into the forest from whence they came to resume hunting game and unsuccessfully robbing horse coaches carrying the King’s gold. Bad ‘shine and delusions, which begat the other?
Because Redneck Portrait Because nothing says love like am automatic rifle with a bayonet, a bird, and cheesy sunglasses, like in this redneck portrait. One “wild and crazy” fun couple there.
Because Redneck Overalls Either these are redneck overalls designed to accommodate beer bellies, or he’s wearing his old lady’s maternity overalls. Either way the only real explanation? Because redneck.
Because Redneck Valentine Awww, a Redneck Valentine. Yeah, ’cause cherry Skoal is the chew of romance. Total lady’s man right there. This guy is in a lot of redneck memes, guess that makes him a poster boy for rednecks gone wild.
Do Not Disturb Do Not Disturb the dreaming grass for crying out loud! What, were you raised in a barn? Keep it down!
Because Redneck Tour Wagon Well I’ll be, here’s a redneck tour wagon. Are there such things as Amish rednecks? “…so tonight we’re gonna party like it’s 1899…”