When you’re redneck hunting, you make sure what you’re hunting is good and dead.
What can a redneck use duck (duct) tape for? Almost anything. But how do we know this is a redneck tire patch job and not a blonde person patch job? If this were the work of a blonde they’d be trapped, wrpped up against the tire snared in the duct tape, that’s how.
…in 3..2…1… Redneck Boom. Smoking while filling a gasoline can? Really bad decision making process there.
Because Redneck Pringles Car Mod The ingenuity (and silliness) of rednecks strikes again with the redneck pringles car mod.
Now the redneck chopper trike mower is very cool. Never again look like Gump the Geek on your riding mower, slap on your leathers and skull cap helmet, and after you’re done head on down to the local biker bar for some suds.
When you’re done hauling bodies you can haul bales of hay with the redneck pickup hearse.
Redneck newspaper story that talks about a lady who likes to visit the local dollar store, because she doesn’t have to dress all purty like she does for a Walmart trip. Check the Because Redneck gallery at https://laughshop.com/because-redneck/
Redneck Nuptials, because changing clothes is too much work.
A car pool is a vehicle loaded with 2 or more people that basically gets special lanes to themselves on freeways here in Cali, but a redneck car pool is something entirely different in Banjo land.
Here’s a picture of a couple of rednecks chilling. I’ve seen this picture before with captions like “Forensic investigations rarely work in redneck land because nobody has teeth and everybody has the same DNA,” but that’s a crock. These two fellers are just waiting for the Liquor Barn to open so they can score some … Read more