When in doubt, remember what Confusion say…
I’m not sure who this Confusion guy is, The younger brother of Confucius? His Chinese redneck cousin? Shoot, if they have high praise for those peeing in the pool for free, maybe they’ll pay me good money to do it too. Heck, I went to the bathroom in the pool all the time.
Standing on the side, usually.
Anyway, yeah, seems like the Bejing Zoo has bigger fish to fry than whole “who is this guy” thing. Like hiring a qualified interpreter, maybe? Good translation help is hard to fandangoginga.