The only thing that travels faster than light is weekends. Technically false, but from the observers perspective, it would appear time speeds up when away from abject drudgery, so it is subjective. Objectively, the statement is totally cockeyed. Faster intime would suggest slower in movement, just as faster movement, i.e. approaching light speed, time slows.
So sit back and spoon some soft serve, time will work itself out.
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