Not Now Beer
Peeking around the corner of the computer again are you beer?
Not now beer! I’m trying to get things done! There’s a time for work, a time for studying, and a different time for beer, but sometimes beer just won’t take no for an answer and sneaks up on you unawares, the bastard. Be strong, be firm, and tell that beer no! Beer’s time will come, sooner or later.
You’ll notice it isn’t yogurt, nor granola, nor wine or anything thing else that is foo foo, but beer! Beer is bold, beer is slick, and beer’s been helping ugly people get laid for thousands of years.