Naughty Santa List
If you’re a lady on the naughty Santa list, you may already be a winner of the naked old fat man showing up in your house for no good reason sweepstakes!
You know, it wouldn’t surprise me. He has no regard for law anyway, constantly breaking into people’s houses, but it’s “ok” because he brings stuff. He sees you when you’re sleeping, weirdo. He dresses like a friggin pimp, yells Ho Ho Ho and he goes through town. Yeah, Santa’s a piece of work, and he may have his eye on you!