Officer: “What’s your name son.”
Man: “Hal.
Officer: “What is that, short for Harold?”
Man: “No sir, Halitosis is my full first name.”
Officer: “Whew, I can tell why…”
Do you have a life long issue with smelly morning breath? Here is one possible cause of your halitosis. If your dogs sleep in the bed with you there could be some unauthorized butt diving going on. “Damn, my mouth tastes like ass! I hate morning breath!” Weeeeeell, here’s your sign. Second, how exactly do you have a basis for that comparison. Is ass tasting right something you do in your spare time? Maybe only on weekends? Do tell…
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