My Monkey Valentine

I don’t think this is going to end well for my monkey valentine

Just look at those huge eyes, how they adore you, that small supple nose and slightly smiling mouth. I think love is in the air, yes indeedy. Wait, here come those words! Here they come! You’re waiting for it, pass the mustard, right? Wait, wait, that’s not what is being said at all! Brain melt!
Maybe it was your cool spiked hair, your cool green sweater, your cute little nose, whatever it was, you have an admirer, you just got told “me wuvs yew “. Ah, a My Monkey Valentine moment, the Overly Attached Girlfriend Variety. What are yours thoughts on that?