Merry monkey Christmas? Right, so there was a stellar idea, get a monkey, dress it in linen and give it to the teenager for Christmas. Further, we’ll dress the teen as an elf and take a picture of all of this in front of the fake brickwork that is made of printed paper and id supposed to represent a fireplace. After all, what is Christmas sans thiese thing, I ask you? Especially the linen monkey. Oh, yes, can’t forget to place the rabid stuffed bear partially in the photo, after all, that’s a hall mark that tells the world who exactly the photog was. That’s right, South African Rabid Bear Monkey Boy Billy. Just a guess.