If this doesn’t look like the most apt and inept kidnapper ever.
Kidnapping is nothing to make light of ordinarily, but this guy looks like the type of weirdo that would split hairs as to what he was really up to, and could possibly say something like this. I’m sure this photo was originally intended to be a Bad Luck Brian type of huge meme, but just this guy’s luck, he nailed it with the best possible caption on the first try. That left nothing but crumbs for everyone else. Thus this image worthy of a meme series died a quiet death.