Jokes

Roman Holiday

Roman Holiday

Roman Holiday A man was at his barbers getting a haircut for a trip to Rome with his missus. He mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: ” Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It’s crowded and dirty.. You’re crazy to go to Rome . So, how are you getting there?” …

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Month Overdue stork and baby

Month Overdue

Month Overdue Mr. Wilson comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck. “I have great news. I’m a month overdue. I think we’re going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can’t tell anybody.” The next day, Mrs. …

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Maid Got Her Raise

Maid Got Her Raise One day, the maid asked Portia for a raise. Upset at the suggestion, her employer asked, “Now, Darcy, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?” “There are three reasons,” announced Darcy confidently. “The first is that I iron better than you.” “Says who?” asked Portia. “Your husband.” “Oh.” “The …

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